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@EarthToG
Mum says son you’re handsome but it’s probably the Primark. rehabilitated former school playground chewing gum cartel. music. the reds. #SouthLondonSupremacist
Met big Donald, he told me to call him Donnie. Called him a twat.
What a stupid way to look at it 😂 no nuance. How does the country ‘literally rely’ on Uber eats that’s not even existed for a decade yet
So you’re stopping people who actually want to work and earn an honest living, providing a service that the country literally relies on?
Se cumplen 14 años del lanzamiento de “Ai Se Eu Te Pego” de Michel Teló.
Best player? He was paid minimum wage and a season ticket for his dad
We bullied the Premier League champions into selling their best player Luis Diaz. What a massive deal. When you‘re big you‘re big
27 Non-Penalty league goals in 33 league games. Before we bought him, Darwin had 26 in 28 games. #Fugazi
Welcome to Arsenal, Viktor Gyökeres 💪
Keir Starmer really said the only person in Britain allowed to be a wanker is him
Wirtz would have had an assist there if Harvey Elliott wasn’t the slowest man in the yookay
Every other club in England really been in their victim complex this window. ‘If we did this’ ‘if we did that’ ‘if we spent that much’. We don’t care. We are massive. Suck your mum.
The difference between Liverpool and Real Madrid is nowhere near the difference between Liverpool and Newcastle.
I do find it hilarious that all of a sudden Liverpool fans understand the footballing food chain, cause a couple months ago they seemed incredulous to the fact they're a little spec of dust next to Madrid
Salah nearly broke the assist record with the chuckle hermanos up front last season … imagine now with Isak 😭
Breaking: Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71.
‘We barely manage our own language’ is such a telling, condescending and classist statement to make. She can’t even speak a second language herself but she’s trying to jump on an imaginary high horse
I’m in Spain. We Brits are such heathens. Listening to all the Europeans speaking each others languages beautifully. Even the lucky lucky men selling fake handbags can speak 4 languages fluently. We barely manage our own language.
Liverpool to Newcastle this transfer window:
🚨💣 EXCL: Liverpool made club to club approach with Newcastle to discuss record bid for Alexander Isak. ❗️👀 If Isak won’t be available, Liverpool can enter Ekitike race. Decision up to Newcastle as they never wanted to sell Isak + offer new deal. 🎥 youtu.be/xEeTig_2bR8
That’s literally the definition of average 😂
“women’s football is average” I swear aitana bonmati would school half of the men’s footballers on the planet
We have reached an agreement for the transfer of Eintracht Frankfurt forward Hugo Ekitike, subject to international clearance 😎
We have reached an agreement for the transfer of Eintracht Frankfurt forward Hugo Ekitike, subject to international clearance 😎
Why hasn’t he spent the last 2 years learning Spanish? Such a poor attitude. Barca should have signed a proper Englishman like Jack Grealish
🗣️ "He's a very special talent" Marcus Rashford says his new teammate Lamine Yamal is one of the leading players in the world, if not the best 🎙️
Hope he does well at barca, fuck United piece of shit club
🔵🔴1️⃣4️⃣ Barcelona confirm Marcus Rashford will wear shirt No. 14.
Didn’t realise Arsenal new signing Gyokeres celebration was inspired by this legendary movie