Egg Czar 🥚👑
@EarthBrah
Raw milk and egg enjoyer. Nonsense poster. Aesthetics appreciator. CREC
Six years ago I wore glasses. Did I swap them for contacts? No. I just stopped wearing them.
🇹🇭 Thai army mobilizes assault elephants
🇹🇭 Thai army mobilizes assault elephants
Computer game called The Orgone Trail in which you travel west to a New Age commune collecting crystals and trying not to get dysentery from ‘vibrational water’
They should invent a neighbor who doesn't put his trash in your burn pile
I refuse to believe there is not a mowing pattern to achieve full coverage of this yard at 99.9% efficiency. One fateful Saturday I will discover it
In the wee hours, half asleep, I named my alarm “You get to be ALIVE”
My day job is finance and I’m watching Buy-Now-Pay-Later schemes trend as a topic, probably from Tucker’s latest episode. But if you’ve ever seen it from the inside, you’d grasp that the lending industry is more predatory than you could ever fathom. You’ve just no idea how much…
I invented the 👀 emoji. Patent Pending
I think he gets paid whenever we use these emojis
The government has started a GoFundMe.
JUST IN - U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP
Wearing USA flag pants and locking in
I am now tasked with running ads on Facebook. Let's see if I can pull the company through this slowdown
They're on the Tea app critiquing me for being the perfect blend of imperious and tender
What if we all just commented “👀” on each other's posts
What if we all just commented “👀” on each other's posts
I am now tasked with running ads on Facebook. Let's see if I can pull the company through this slowdown
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What if we all just commented “👀” on each other's posts