Earl “2 Pump Chump” Watson
@EWatson_3
USC Alum 88’ | Dishonorably Discharged Vet | Retired UNO addict | Divorced 4 times (please come back Regina) | Microsoft Teams enthusiast #freethenip
Someone keeps ripping ass in class and it smells terrible. Girl next to me looks like she’s gonna pass out. (it was me)
#selfdox that’s me in the light orange.
Wearing flops with a suit looks stupid as fuck.
Thought Michigan State -3.5 was a lock. I’ll just go fuck myself.
Missed seeing this king in my commercials this week. Welcome back.
Just watched my buddy grab a Coors to take and photo and then went and put it away and grabbed a Bud Light seltzer. Never seen a bigger shrink in my life. #shrink #LANK
White boy spring here I come #LANK #SpringBreak
Behind enemy lines right now in Arnold, oh Darla how I miss you
Not sure what this fit is all I know is he got ts (that shit) on. #expand
Nothing better than waking up to this bad boy filled with water next to you after a night out. Currently on my 3rd glass god bless the brita #expand
Fellas, is this a cop? Would feel like a badass in the kitchen.
Some chick just took my unassigned assigned seat in class. Does this mean we have to fight now?
Saw this gem in the parking lot tryna determine if it’s lemonade or not. 5 likes and I’ll take a swig to find out
Cowboy boots and pajama pants at Target. Never been more disappointed to be at an sec school #blowupthegame
Just got my third cracker of the week in a row for my fraternity. Chiefs wish they could do it like me. #lank
Miracle on Ice speech just popped up on the fyp, never been more locked in after watching it for the 1000th time. Today might be the day I finally do it like Sig Nu.