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NEW: Florida State QB Thomas Castellanos tells @PeteNakos_ he's dreamed of playing against Alabama🍢 "They don't have Nick Saban to save them. I just don't see them stopping me." on3.com/news/thomas-ca…
DJ Lagway filming T-Mobile commercial with Rob Gronkowski and Patrick Mahomes per T-mobile IG
"It doesn't matter who we play, spot the ball.. they've got to play the Florida Gators." - @DerekLagway 🐊
“Spot The Ball.”
It doesn't get any tougher than the SEC 😤🏈
This is not the flex you think it is😂
@mark_scott_04 you set your fans up
The Keys belong to a 2001 Honda Civic🔥
Florida State QB Thomas Castellanos “passing the keys” to 2026 QB Jaden O’Neal, who just committed to the Seminoles This is a sick idea for an OV picture 🍢🔥 on3.com/db/jaden-oneal…
College football fans are in an uproar after EA Sports adds its first gay cheerleader to its College Football 26 game set to release in July. The cheerleaders dance is referred to as “Stroking it to the crowd”
OUR WORST 5 COACHES HEADING INTO THE 2025 CFB SEASON IS HERE!🏈
This is awesome: A Florida Gator-themed CFB 26 cover featuring Tim Tebow and DJ Lagway is in the works 🔥🔥
Some DL coaches are “Recruiters” and just scream a bunch of buzz words!! @CoachGChatman is an ELITE DL Coach!! His unit makes us better everyday in practice. Iron Sharpens Iron!! 5=1
If we used single-game tape as "elevator pitches" for draft prospects, #Florida DT Caleb Banks' (#88) elevator pitch is the LSU game last year. Blend of quickness at his size and length overwhelmed LSU at times
🚨NEWS🚨 Elite EDGE Luke Wafle will take an official visit to Florida this weekend, @SWiltfong_ reports🐊 Wafle ranks No. 14 NATL. (No. 4 EDGE) in the 2026 On300. Read: on3.com/news/florida-l…
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BREAKING: Five-Star WR Cederian Morgan will announce his College Decision on July 2nd, he tells me for @on3recruits The 6’5 200 WR from Alexander City, AL is ranked as the No. 2 WR in the ‘26 Class (On3 Industry) Where Should He Go?👇🏽 on3.com/db/cederian-mo…
Gotta move smarter. Nothing major
From asking around the last couple hours, I've heard Johnson did not know the firearm was in the car and it was not his firearm. A source close to Johnson says the "controlled substance" was actually creatine packets. If that's the case, I'd expect the most significant charge to…
Ivy leauge
FSU football's APR was 997 for the 2023-24, and the multi-year Academic Progress Rate of 990 was the best it's been since I've been covering the program. Norvell's contract indicates that he'll receive a lofty bonus for accomplishing this feat. Details: 247sports.com/college/florid…