Dyylas

the political climate is too screwed up we need a death note

what the record would have been had i not stepped in

a new coworker just asked if she can have my socials so i told her i'm not actually online and anything she sees of me is ai

i shiny hunted in pm7's world record shiny hunt event for the entire 24 hours and all i have to show for it is this single shiny pidgey that i panic caught in my masterball

mom i'm scared woke george bush is in my chat

we hit all our sub goals for the pm7 wr shiny hunt event tomorrow i'll be live all 24 hours, eating every lunchable in existance, and tier listing every pokemon ever thank you guys for all the support these past 2 days.

lunchables tier list tomorrow what am i doing with my life man

they say they always die in 3s god if you're real, you have the power to do the best thing for this country rn

"why is grimer one of your favorite pokemon" his gen 2 sprite just wants uppies

my dog yuffie and her best friend leia doing their favorite thing (nothing)

If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?

i can't believe i woke up early just for them to tell me they stuck wings on this dudes head

why are we all @'ing grok because it can see who visits your profile or whatever? did we all just forget or stop caring about how using it is literally hurting the environment?

this isn't about anyone online (intentionally anyway) but we need to start humbling people that turn every conversation to their achievements and how great and awesome they are stop turning everything into a flex when literally no one gives a fuck man

nothing could ever make me hate you