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@Dxadpool
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I was gonna flirt with Feliciaโฆ Then remembered she dated Spider-Man. And Iโm not emotionally prepared to compete with that much guilt and tight spandex. Iโm hot, but Iโm not trauma-Jesus hot.
Every time the X-Men say Iโm โtoo much,โ I remind them Beast used to be a blue furry gym teacher with a Shakespeare kink. Suddenly I donโt seem that weird, huh?
Screw Venom and his 19 inches.
If you donโt know Doop. Donโt talk to me.
Throws a stack of ones at him.
#SeductiveSundayแ แ
She stabbed me with a toothbrush and stole my fake wallet.
And you learned that you shouldn't have done that?
I was in a hurry.
Why did you go on Craigslist for that?
Itโs a BIRD! Itโs a PLANE!!!
Why did you go on Craigslist for that?
Word of advice. NEVER meet a girl on Craigslist.
So first Tony tries to steal MY Jeff. Now heโs going after the cute little Fantastic Four robot?!!
Are you seduced yet?
Those Wildcat workout tips are a must read.
Why did you go on Craigslist for that?
The UK took away gooner rights โผ๏ธ
Strange isnโt gonna be happy that Tonyโs cheating on him with Stretch Armstrong. โ The Awesome Facial Hair Bros might never recover from this betrayal!
โ Lifeโs a bitch, deathโs her hotter sister, and Iโm trying to bang them both. โ
Technically, Iโm Jeffys little charm because he adores me.
But aren't in Rivals. Maybe you and Galactica are the true Marvel Rivals.
Yeah, just an inferiority complex because you just love flaunting your money.
But unlike an iPhone. You won't get a payout from me.
Stretching Sassafras.
Iโm gonna shoot the fuck out of Paul.