Dino the Pale Goon 🇪🇸

hey y’all. i’m the definition of cracker. posting this to pin it to alleviate any future confusion.

I don’t give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping .

I’m confused. Trump says the Epstein files are a hoax. But they’re on AG Bondi’s desk for review. Also, they don’t exist. And if they did exist, they were written by Barack Obama.

Look how invested grown men are

are we gonna survive all this bullshit going on around here ??? it’s seriously insane.

So be it 🗣️

this clipse is soooo good

you lucky I didn’t TMZ it

I remember the first time I left the states, I was telling my boss what I was gonna see and I told him chichen itza and he said “diane you can watch national geographic when u get home” so I didn’t go and i’ve regretted it ever since 😭

I got pulled into a not so strong current in fiji and it started to pull me out further. that shit was so terrifying man. I had just got off facetime with my parents and all I could think was I cannot let that be that last time they talked to me.

look. I don’t wanna see your pets giving birth on tiktok ok.

idk who needs to hear this but not everything is a conspiracy sometimes shit just happens

it’s always the loud mouths that can’t count

🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10…

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i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work. years later i saw the dad had started a blog…

gotdamn a bitch sleep all day and wake up to people really upset over apple juice

KG then the admiral