✦ . ⁺ . ✦Stolitz Obsessed✦ . ⁺ . ✦
@DrunkPo3t
20 he/him - 🇮🇹/🇬🇧- I write fanfiction - current hyperfixation: Helluva Boss - 18+ account
Pinned post with links and threads Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Drunk_Po… art acc: @DrunkArt1st kofi (early access): ko-fi.com/stolitzobsessed
HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY @sonnet009!! these gifts right here need some unwrapping 🥰 #stolitz
One time my mother introduced me to her friend’s son, who was a big fan of hazbin, he told me he wrote fan songs and I asked him if he played instruments or sang or ANYTHING… he sent me a link to an AI website that wrote and “sang” the songs. to this day I’m still speechless
I've been off some days and all I see when I'm back is thirsty Blitzø fans salvating as the possibility of a glimpse of junk, or Stols fans that memorized his moans so they KNOW there's a new one in the teailer. you're killing me laughing, keep that energy going hahahhhaha😂🔥💖
I think I’m the only person who is not looking forward to the Italian dub of helluva boss. I’m sorry but HH was “bad” enough. The actors were great, not their fault, I already want to crawl out of my skin when Stolas is horny in English, I can’t take Italian dirty talk
I watched Western Energy the night it came out, since the Wi-Fi didn’t work in the whole apartment I had to stand in the alley to watch it. After that I wanted to read stolitz fics and stayed in the alley screenshotring Ao3 because I didn’t know how to download them ✨
share a piece of helluva boss lore about yourself
I had a random dream season 3 of HB got announced for like January 2026? Which 1) makes no sense 2) why did I dream of it since I haven’t even thought of the show in the last week or so?
The IMPs are moving in! #HelluvaBoss seasons 1 and 2 are coming to Prime Video 😈
🚨 Helluva Boss ganhará uma nova dublagem em português na Amazon Prime Video! • A nova versão deve contar com um elenco diferente da dublagem atual da 2ª temporada no YouTube. Ainda não se sabe se a versão em lançamento seguirá sendo feita.
can’t blame you for missing it i had to pause a few times to get the shots but he literally uses his magic to divert the bullet so blitzø doesn’t get hurt.
*some point* started to care about him, by asking Asmodeus for legal access to the human realm, but where was this energy when he was getting his dick wet whilst Blitzø was LITERALLY getting attacked in S1ep1??? He only cared when he gained a conscious to it.
The wait is almost over...the newest Helluva Boss short rolls up August 2nd 😈
Just read "Let's die under the full moon" You already know how I feel about human au's, but I think this was the one. DAMN MASTERPIECE! I hope you're proud of yourself @FlorenciaUP32 because I'll never be the same 😞😔
Alright, sinners 😈🔥 I just unleashed my Helluva Boss designs on Redbubble!! they’re hot, chaotic, and begging to be worn 😏💅🏼 Your support means the (hell)world to me! 😈💖 Snag your fave before someone sexier does 🫦💫 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz redbubble.com/shop/ap/172199…
Why did so many people think HB S3 would be out in less than a year... It has been a year and a half since Hazbin season one aired and we don't even know when the next season drops (tho we probably will soon) I'm sad too bc I wanth more but...its gonna be a while .. guys...