Dragon

xitter i love you

"I'm just a girl" my homeboy lost the light in his eyes because of you 😭😭😭😭

The Tea App is so funny to me Women thought they could have fun without our permission Game time is over Dishes for 4 weeks

I was 18 when I met this hourglass shaped 24 year old Latina. She had one of those old Nextel chirp/walkie talkie phones that stopped working. She was new in town and had no idea where anything was so I offered to show her where the Nextel store was. She agreed and I drove her…

I shouldn't have to do this but I need to remind people that my account is mostly satire except for when I am writing a grammatically perfect thread on Islam, Metaphysics, etc.

These people are truly blessed

Sometimes feel like these are the last real people.

I genuinely believe that Twitter has ruined my ability to write coherent sentences in English, German or Russian

the supernatural entities in southeast asia do NAWT care if u don't believe in them 😭 they coming for ur ass either way

This is the true balance. Taoism. People who want completely similar interests in their spouses are so stupid. Kills the polarity.

metaphysics bf kpop gf

thinking about how ashvrbanipal used to air me in the comment that mf

I lost my favorite pencil sharpener in school by accidentally throwing it in the trash bin instead of the pencil waste

You have to be somewhat non-human to be in awe of AI

I need new fans, all the old ones became my haters

spitting truth call that haqq tuah

The Paki Dandy

Asked in a dream what he desired, he answered: "That I may judge wisely, and discern between what is good, and what is bad."

Twice in the last five minutes, my two year old has showed me both her open hands and said, "I didn't take anything"

oomf said im their most performative mutual