Dr. Faust and Co.
@Dr_Faust_MD
My next patient is waiting! A parody account " " Faust Jr - - Fanny PFP by @InkIllustrates Main: @TheSandwichLad
Welcome, my dear patients. We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime And remember, no need for insurance

"......Oddly chill for a little buddy" "I know all of mine would probably go ballistic if they saw someone near me while I was sleeping"
🍄- [the bunny just sits next to the sleeping girl- ]
*He'd approach her* "Well, she's alive. That's decent enough"
[- She’s just sleeping. - ]
"That just makes it more exciting"
🍄- “Not really…it’s scary…”
"Bunnies aren't exactly considered apex predators"
🍄- “What do you mean?”
"A hunter who's part bunny" "There's some irony in there somewhere"
🍄- “No, I’m a hunter.”
"Ahhhh, a wanderer, that makes sense"
🍄- “I travel around constantly and help random people, I’m used to this.”
"Huh....you're surprisingly relaxed for waking up to someone you've never met"
🍄- “My name is Fritzy..”
"Heeeeey, nice assist, bunny" "And here I was thinking of using my flowers"
🍄- [the bunny starts kicking the girl- ]
"Hmmmm, I could wake her up" "Although my Dad did always say to be respectful to people.....Although my Dad's not here right now, is he"
🍄- [The bunny shrugs ]
".....So how long does this one usually sleep?"
🍄- [It doesn’t mind ]
"Oh, hey little bun. Don't worry, I'm not here to cause issues, probably"
🍄- [Her bunny friend sighs]
"Electricity?" "Interesting. She seems quite strong. I like that"
🍄- [She suddenly shoots out a blast of electricity, breaking the ground in the process. ]
"I wonder what those are made out of. Are they magically enchanted? I could find out the old fashioned way with a fight....nah, I gotta work on my diplomacy skills anyway"
🍄- [ - She continues her fighting, still doing surprisngly well even with the two heavy weapons. - ]
"Now what do I see here?" "Someone new....that's surprising"
🍄 - [ - READER see’s a small bunny girl carrying two scythes, and actually kicking ass. - ]
Greetings, patients! I'm currently traveling through a snowy village, although I did have a little tumble along the way Always remember to be extra careful in snowy places, patients

-I have a pretty cool habit of always running into God's and all sorts of powerful people and ending up just fine- -Guess that just goes to show how neat I am-

-Hmmmmm, this could use a bit of salt-
Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble…