Paul_M_©
@Doub1eHelix
Labour leader Kier Starmer lowers the voting age to 2 ahead of the next election, stating "Why shouldn't our younger generation have a say in our democracy". He was out meeting his constituents today... "Hello little boy. Are you going to be a good boy and vote for Labour?"
I can only hope that the country I illegally migrate to, when this country is completely lost, will put me up in a 5 star hotel, give me food, money, and a phone, all for free. I'll leave my wife and child behind though, it won't be much of an adventure having them tag along.
Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76. There will never be another like him. Thoughts with his family. RIP legend🤘🦇
Spending way more time than necessary generating loads of pointless team badges whilst my actual FPL team still sits as auto-picked. #FPL
Boycott @play_eFootball until the Master League is released. Do not give them any real money!! #efootball
Lehmann rocks up looking like she's ready for the Love Island villa. #Euro2025 #ESPSUI
If they'd have just smiled and waved, this picture wouldn't be here. #Coldplay
Lamine Yamal should be nowhere near winning the Ballon d’Or. If Messi or Ronaldo don't win it, it feels like they have no idea who to give it to, or why. They'll just award it to the poster boy of the moment.
Felix Baumgardner has sadly passed away in a tragic paragliding accident at the age of just 56. He achieved immortality with this jump from the edge of space. I'll never forget watching this live and being transfixed. Incredible. Life is fragile. RIP legend 🇦🇹
If you find out why there are so many 'Visit Saudi Arabia' adverts on during the broadcast of the final, you'll realise how disgusting this tournaments existence is. #ClubWorldCup
Is there a way we can stop FIFA organising football tournaments? 🤔 #ClubWorldCup
How am I only just finding out that Bluey is a girl? There were signs I guess...
Good to see Gary Barlow's son arriving at the stadium in time for kick-off... #PSGRMA
Liam Gallagher appears on stage tonight, and starts chanting... "Sale, sale at the DFS. Sale, sale at the DFS" #oasislive25 #Oasis
John Cena at Wimbledon...what next? Stone Cold Steve Austin at the Test match? 🤣 #Wimbledon
Bob Vylan should have been taken off stage and banned from Glastonbury for life for that display. Disgraceful.
I'd rather be locked up in Boy George's basement than in the front row at Glastonbury right now. #Glastonbury #The1975