Doris McFloofle™️
@DomainDoris
A Black Smoke Persian floof with mischief in my DNA. Self-confessed Nipaholic 🌱General Bonkers #Hedgewatch #Mogwarts She/her/floof/floofster
You’re not going to work and leaving me again are you?! 😹#CatsOnTwitter #cats #Hedgewatch #CatsOfTwitter

‘The Scooping’ - The story of a Grump Face in Four Parts! 😬😹 #Hedgewatch




FaceTiming auntie Scragers. Hello? Are you there? Oh there you are! When you’ve got a minute could you ring Pinky and send him round with a set of ladders please?! 😬😹 @scrag_cat
she was a fairy
A gamboling goat for everyone who needs a weekly timeline cleanse 😻
Fluffy goat
FaceTiming auntie Scragers. Hello?! Are you there? This officer just wants to have a quick word with you. I got locked out so he had to kick the door in 😬 sorry! 😹😹 @scrag_cat

Hello #Hedgewatch, we hope you’re having a great day. Don’t worry if you missed the #HWCafe earlier, we’ve popped the vending machine outside. There’s also plenty of copies of Teen Floof too. The second part of the sensational interview with Dee-Dee is inside, it’s a must read!
I’ve just stumbled across this holiday brochure that you hid down the back of the settee! Is this where you’re staying?! 😠😳@scrag_cat



I’m at the Butchers - I fancied sossiges for my tea so I put them on your account 😬😹 @scrag_cat
Rainy morning, so we’re having fun the only way we know how… indoors. ****** Matinée pluvieuse, alors on s’amuse comme on peut… à l’intérieur.
^FaceTiming auntie Scragers^ Hello? Are you there?! Ooh good, there you are! I’ve managed to get into your Amazon account - is £86.49 a lot to pay for 5 packets of Bonkers, 3 tins of tuna and a lucky dip selection pack of catnip toys? 😬😹 @scrag_cat
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1/2 Friends! The cat distribution system has sent us a new bundle of floof. Meet Aloysius O’Hare! He was a stray at another school for a long time so Herefordshire Cat Centre brought him to us as they knew our school needed to give another cat a loving home. #cats #catsofTwitter
Sorted! Hehehehemeow! No one will ever know..... #Nipfest2025
I mean July. Sacking mumquat immediately. She's gonna say she's overworked, but i cannot stand this level of incompetence!!!! Pfffft!! #Nipfest2025
Woop Woop it’s #jellybellyfriday and the sun has got his Hattie on! A double celebration! Have a great one pals 😻❤️ #Hedgewatch

FaceTiming auntie Scragers. Are you there?! Hello?! I turned the hosepipe on it 🔥 so I’ve rung the Coast Guard too 😬😹 @scrag_cat
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FaceTiming auntie Scragers. HELLO?! Are you there?! Where do we keep the fire extinguisher?!😬😹 @scrag_cat
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FaceTiming auntie Scragers - Hello? Are you there? Oh there you are! Where do we keep the frying pan - I fancy fishfinger sammiges for my supper😬😹 @scrag_cat
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