Docquistador
@Doc2Gun
☧ Paratrooper. Average lifter, Mediocre Runner.
Listened to Charlie Kirk on Tucker. There’s something inauthentic & overly polished about this dude that doesn’t feel right. Like a white vivek ramaswamey. He seems like a giant fag and someone you’d never want to have a beer with.
I understood this headline to be something it wasn’t. The on steroids describes how extreme the acquisition reform is. There is not reform on the acquisition of steroids.
No more elaborate insults or witty comebacks. From now on I’m sticking to the tried and true ol’ reliables.
You may think he is cherry picking just the obese female soldiers. You’ll be shocked to find out this the build of an overwhelming majority of females in the military
I'm so tired of it.
Due to the recent dramatic spike in Anti-FAL extremist posts (@henry_Pringles) I have decided to put together a 22 part tweet on why you should like the FAL (1-8) and why it is better than the G3 (9-21) Let’s first break down the FAL 🧵 1/21
In an ironic yet poetic twist: Congratulations to all the terrible women who attempted to out men as pieces of shit, getting outed as terrible people themselves.
The drivers licenses leaked today from the tea app have been uploaded to a searchable map.... this may be the worst PII leak I've ever seen lol
Gentlemen, This took me longer than it should have, however, she's complete. @BigBeeBeeLLC Will be able to make a mockup in the near future for anyone who would like to add one to their kit (it's mandatory) @Doc2Gun @palmettoarmory @pnwguerrilla @srsattern @HardPass4 We love…
It’s been 2+ weeks and I have seen a new “buy a guy” joke every single day. This is awesome and it continues into next month Never leaving twitter dot com
😂 now there will forever be a call for GUY-15 lowers.
Join whatever the fuck you want to join. Sign up to do cool shit, hang around the high quality dudes in your unit, have fun and be good at your job. 75% of the time you’ll be doing bullshit but if you have some boys who you can have fun with, then it’s all worth it.
If you are going to join the military, Join the Coast Guard.
If you’re older than 22 and you still think casual sex is cool, you’re kind of a loser.
There's a huge difference between "player" and man who has had sex with a lot of women. Still kills me that a "high" body count for men is considered anything above 8.
Currently in talks with an African nation about establishing a sex offender hunt. If we can catch and ship sex offenders across the atlantic, we can legally hunt them for sport in the bush. Proceeds will go towards anti-poaching campaigns. #SavesTheElephantsKillThePedophiles
The Glock 19 is the steak & eggs of handguns. You can try all the fad hipster low fat, low carb, super food diets. But they will only make you sick & weak. Come brother, enjoy your steak & eggs. Get strong and carry a Glock 19
At the end of the day we all return to the Glock 19. It’s law.
Getting an airbnb is a feminine activity. Your options are hotel, motel, sleep in your truck.
For a decade, I thought Airbnb would protect us if something went wrong. That was until the life of my son was in play and they sided with the host. If you trust @Airbnb, don't learn the hard way like I did. Here's my story:
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue