Do I Own a Shitcoin?
@DoIOwnaShitcoin
Premiere Analytics, with some crude humor :D by @CryptyMike and @aaronpardes -- Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Hope is slipping. Some think it’s over. Shitcoiners need unity in times like this. Is it our time to shine? We never left.
After several years and many long nights, we’ve pushed a major update. We tested across multiple environments for smooth uptime and platform compatibility. If you go to our site and scroll down, there’s now a footer to keep everyone updated on what we’re building👇🏻:

Yo, shitcoiners 👇🏻
Aaannd we’re live!💧🚀 Track and discover Solana tokens at solsearch.co 🔍 Stay on top of the market 📊 See total liquidity at a glance 🧠 Go beyond price and market cap to spot real alpha 💎 Built for high conviction diamond-handed degens Check it out and let…
Aaannd we’re live!💧🚀 Track and discover Solana tokens at solsearch.co 🔍 Stay on top of the market 📊 See total liquidity at a glance 🧠 Go beyond price and market cap to spot real alpha 💎 Built for high conviction diamond-handed degens Check it out and let…
To our DIOAS homies, we’re alive and cookin’ 👀
.@aaronpardes won't stop building. It's thanks to him @solsearchco is going live next week, but at what cost? I haven't seen him in days. No texts. No calls. Just tickets magically disappearing in bulk. I took matters into my own hands and went to his house without notice.…
*brushes off keyboard* Does anyone still see these tweets? 👀
Full bitcoiners will be invited to Illuminati meetings, being begged by the ultra wealthy for even a sliver of their bitcoin, to back sovereign nations and help their people prosper.
The top 3 trending searches on Coingecko: - JITO - GUAC - BONK i fckn love this industry
Can you afford rent next month? Yes? Ape harder.
Gm - are you performing onchain activity for financial freedom? Why not?
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gm degens - is today your day to 10x? Prob not but ya never know 🤝