Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody
@DimHouston
Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious tweets signed by ND. http://dimhouston.bsky.social
Announcing Mööber! Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets. Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
Farewell to Nova Scotia just doesn’t cut it anymore. Suggestions for a new song?
Yeah. These guys are reasonable, peaceful protesters. -ND
Tamara Lich is a natioral hero, and if the crown sentences her, or Barber to a thing more than time served, I will be advocating for civil war!
I can do Tamara Lich jokes all day. -ND
Freedom convoy supporters think Tamara Lich is Canada’s Rosa Parks. Rosa wasn’t trying to storm Parliament in a semi with a vape pen for the right to cough on people at a Costco. -ND
Tamara Lich’s supporters think "critical thinking" is when you criticize everything that makes you feel dumb. -ND
Tamara Lich’s sentencing hearing is the first time freedom convoy supporters have sat silently and listened to an expert. -ND
If 7 years is his plan, are you still going to trust it? -ND
He’s answered every single prayer I’ve prayed and I trust His plan. Thy will, not my will. 🙏🏼❤️🇨🇦
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Playing Enter Sandman today.
Muskoka cottage country: where people lose their virginity in boathouses that their moms got in the divorce.
This morning, Canada’s premiers arrived in Muskoka for our Council of the Federation meeting. Together, we’re united in standing up for Canada from coast to coast to coast.
This aged so incredibly well.
Late entry I know, but I’m officially announcing my candidacy for Halifax mayor. I can do just as poor of a job as anyone except maybe Andy Fillmore. Plus neither mayor nor premier is a full time job. They’re essentially the same job anyway so whatever. #Dim4Mayor #Vote4Dim
This is me at a pharmacy with educated medical professionals, along with our anti-science and anti-vaccine MLA who probably wanted to replace the actual medicine with water.
Bike lanes are just a @NSNDP conspiracy to keep Range Rovers out of downtown Halifax.
Bike lanes are really just where you throw the snow! #nspoli
You heard it here first: fuck your bike lane.
A ‘serious, serious disconnect’ is so true. Like me trying to pronounce ‘Morris’ without my teleprompter.
Premier Tim Houston slammed Halifax Council surge105.ca/2025/07/11/ser…
Cape Breton finally got UberXL. The industry this government creates comes with its own eulogy!
By tallying up all the removals, we’re roughly -40,000 without a family doctor.
Houston still won’t share the full picture of who is waiting for primary care in Nova Scotia. Thousands of people add their names to the list each month, but the government only provides the number of people being removed. We won’t stop pushing for transparency.
We’re #1 again. Leave our lighthouses alone!
