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Utah Clarifies HB309: Hunting License Required to Kill Spiders and Flies Indoors SALT LAKE CITY — Utah’s Division of Wildlife Resources clarified Thursday that under HB309, residents must now carry a valid hunting, fishing, or combination license to kill spiders, flies, or other…

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has entered a multi-year partnership with Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, naming it the official beverage of all Church-owned facilities. Internal documents refer to it as “the Lord’s soda.”
I know this is an unpopular opinion.....but Latter Day Saints should be holding a higher standard of living and thus shouldnt be drinking caffeinated soda unless its for medicinal purposes. If you are, you are most likely addicted. And if you think the church hasn't clarified…
LDS Church Strikes Deal with Fairview, Texas: Baptismal Oxen Now Longhorns to Win Temple Permit (Again)

LDS Church Re-Releases Final Fairview Temple Rendering After Mayor John Hubbard Invokes “Extermination Order” Amid Ongoing Zoning Dispute
LDS Church Releases Final Renderings for Fairview Temple, Now Compliant with City’s 120-Foot Height Restriction Article in comments!
666 followers! One of you please get a friend to join. I am not avoiding the appearance of evil!

EXCLUSIVE: Statement from Astronomer CEO Andy Byron to Deseret Pews

Due to modernization efforts the LDS Church has released Article of Updated Faith #3: We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel that align with their lived truth and authentic self-expression.

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I was surprised not to see “meeting ended” on there. That’s the number one reason I leave every time.
I would like to curate a list of the top 20 reasons people leave the Mormon church. Here is the list that I have created so far. Which of these do you resonate with? What should I remove? What should I add? johndehlin.substack.com/p/top-20-reaso…
BREAKING: DOJ drops charges against Dr. Kirk Moore for the crime of being an American hero.
At my direction @TheJusticeDept has dismissed charges against Dr. Kirk Moore. Dr. Moore gave his patients a choice when the federal government refused to do so. He did not deserve the years in prison he was facing. It ends today.