Derivatives Monke
@Derivatives_Ape
Top 10 FTX all-time PnL | Top 5 Binance all-time PnL | Betting on the downfall of central banks.
Someone help me out: How does one launch of these crypto treasury vehicle companies? Which investment banks facilitate these reverse mergers?? for informational purposes ofc.. there are hundreds of these SPACs popping out that it should be easy af.
Unpopular opinion: Crypto died in 2021 and we have been trading the corpse ever since. There are no more pigs left to slaughter since everyone became aware that crypto as a whole is a scam. The belief system that made this industry work has completely collapsed. At least in…
Fresh outta university I thought it was a good idea to run a hedge fund. Got blown out in 2020 so I was down bad before this bull run came. The way I made it back was by “devving” up launches on Uniswap before anyone else did on such a large scale, 10+ tokens a day. Climbed…
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Everyone is talking about zinc again, here is the best way to take it: Make sure your stomach is empty (fast for at least 6 hours beforehand) and then consume an extremely high dosage. This will do you wonders.
Problem with $BONK is that it’s all wash, it’s not real revenue.
Bitcoin was for the rich chads. Ethereum was built for people too poor for Bitcoin Then Solana arrived, for people too poor for Ethereum What's next.. who's building the chain for the people too poor for Solana?
Most people will never figure this out: You should only be considering to buy altcoins where the team abstains from selling their tokens. Imagine if Satoshi kept selling his BTC throughout the years. It's too much resistance to let the coin go up in price. Every "legitimate"…
Taking profit too early is the same as being REKT. Just ask the guy who bought BTC for $0.08 and sold for $0.80 thinking he was a genius for securing 10x. But now he is completely & totally REKT.
People made billions on Bitcoin going from pennies to $100k+. We missed the greatest trade ever. What is there now? Shill me on the new BTC in 2009 but for 2025.
People still longing Ethereum are like those Japanese soldiers who kept fighting on remote islands for decades after WWII ended.
Today was one of my biggest wins in a long time. Multiple residents from Palau coming together to exceed the individual $1m limit of the $PUMP sale appeared to have been an extremely profitable endeavour. Up 7 figs already.
Woke up to 3 AM last night because a friend of mine was calling, threatening to kill himself because he was worth $10m+ a few months ago and now zero, asking me to bail him out. Told him to fuck off. The truth is that 99% of guys deserved to lose it all, since none of you are…
Current state of Ethereum: First post in a long time. On a personal matter I haven't been active in crypto lately, working in biotech now and enjoying it much more. Maybe I'll return someday. Option markets currently price in a 5-10% chance ETH drops to $500. Seems impossible…
