Band Aid King Dempsey: Emotionally damaged
@DempMcgee
YAM WRANGLER, Thought criminal, purveyor of fine smartassery, Gun Illmunati, SCHHOGT, SELLER OF FINE TRAUMA GEAR
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*ping Why is my neck bleeding so profusely?
Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
New hats just dropped
I would rather run through hell with gasoline draws on.
SCREW. THIS.
Lmfao he’s from Parks
In other news, I have discovered that Louisiana Republican Senator Fred Mills who just singlehandedly killed a bill to ban transing children also used to dress in drag for commercials for his pharmacy.
I then got beat up and ate Taco Bell that we had co purchased
Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
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Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
The entire TL is Desantis v trump and giant labia discussions and I just can’t with this rn
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Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.
Look. I disagreed with SMC about the olive oil. But you take that dirty country crock slander out of your mouth. Country Crock is a gift from a loving God sir. I shall suffer no libel against the Holy Tub.
Anyone who thinks olive oil is better on grilled cheese than salted sweet cream butter probably thinks country crock is real butter.
I got scared when she stood up NGL.
Anyone who thinks olive oil is better on grilled cheese than salted sweet cream butter probably thinks country crock is real butter.
This is perhaps my best tweet ever. I am going back to sleep. (Gif unrelated. That’s actually clay tweeting)
It’s all fun and games until you clapped up by a dude that’s 3 and a half feet tall and his main job is making delicious cookies
This is the longest, most in-depth @hardpass4 subtweet I've ever seen.
The Lollipop Guild is tired of y’all’s shit and is planning punitive raids upon your shins. You asked this upon your self. Remember fuck face. We can hide behind a handrail.
It was delicious.
You know when you up at like 3 AM half drunk just throwing random refrigerator ingredients into microwave ramen and calling it gourmet?