Democratic Statistics™
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Super Earth's activity reported on Cyberstan, SEAF troops have reportedly landed on Cyberstan with mysterious goals. - Know, the planet has returned to normal, but what could this mean? - #Helldivers2 #news #automatons #cyberstan #Helldivers
Low levels in high diff missions, not good.
What Helldiver opinion will have you like this?
⚡️STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY⚡️ For the 3rd time in history, the Helldivers are going back to the Gloom, in the Fori system, to kill more impalers. #Helldivers2 #terminids #majororder #gloom
THIS GUY STOLE MY POST WORD FOR WORD I put it first on the Galactic War channel on the Helldivers discord server IM CRYING 😭
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 In a desperate attempt to stop Super Earth's Advance on the Claorell colony, the automatons have deployed a larger amount of Factory Striders - Ministry of Defense reports. #Helldivers2
New Galactic War post are coming up, but first: I'm playing Half-Life 2, and I'm on Ravenholm right now, and now I wonder who would win? Super Earth or The Combine?
Okay, I've taken a little break to focus on other games... And I came back to this... Well, at least we will take Gaellivare, but, Claorell is cooked. #Helldivers2 #news #automatons #cyberstan #Helldivers
HERE IT IS OUR HOME PROSPERITY, LIBERTY AND DEMOCRACY!
NASA discovers a 'Super Earth' planet emitting strange signals.
This doesn't seem quite right... Lemme help you! Here's the right chart!
the chart is done
As a person that lives in Spain, I'm totally disappointed with you, terrible maps.
Parts of Spain that like being part of Spain
🚨BREAKING🚨 Slif has been liberated, after 22 Hours of siege liberation after the Liberation of Veld, removing the terminids from the Celeste Sector once and for all. #Helldivers2 #news #terminids #victory #Helldivers
🚨BREAKING 🚨 The Veld system has been liberated after the freeing of Laelia. This has started a siege liberation on Slif. #Helldivers2 #news #terminids #victory #Helldivers
🚨BREAKING🚨 Achernar Secundus under attack, Helldivers must defend the planet to cut in half the number of missions that must be completed. This is crucial to complete the Major Order. #Helldivers2 #news #terminids #attack #Helldivers
⚛️MINISTRY OF SCIENCE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚛️ A new Warbond, named "Control Group", with new weapons, augmented by Illuminate technology! Deploying 17th July! #Helldivers2 #news #illuminate #Helldivers #warbond
🚨MAJOR ORDER DECLARED🚨 To reconstruct Remembrance, we must: - Hold Erata Prime - Hold New Stockholm - Hold Valmox - Liberate Veld - Liberate Slif - And Complete 5M mission of difficulty 3 or above in any faction. #Helldivers2 #news #terminids #illuminate #Helldivers
These are the types of people the Ministry of Truth is tasked with eliminating every day. - IT ONLY TAKES 1 TRAITOR TO DESTROY UTOPIA - We need to fight against the alien threat, not the soldiers for democracy.
We may not be able to stop the release, but Helldivers 2 has team killing. We have do our part and ruin Xbox players experience on day one. Use the high end stratagems on your team, waste lives, ruin extractions, steal samples. We got this.
🚨INCOMING MESSAGE FROM SUPER EARTH🚨 We must liberate Gatria and Gar Haren, and recollect 50M samples, to build a training facility on Zegema Paradise. #Helldivers2 #news #terminids #majororder #Helldivers
