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this is all investment advice
#TheFixerOnFox please beat the next quarter at $CWH. My son’s tuition is on the line
Best business in America? Use #TheFixerOnFox to tell us
Day in the life of a L/S Equity PM 3:30am - wake up in a cold sweat from the memory of your IB VP calling you a fucking retard 5:30am - get to the office and plug into bloomberg. Investor relations girlies are doing the firm sponsored pilates class in the firm owned gym. You…
Gonna turn into Yik Yak, calling it
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Its not a drawdown until you breakdown crying in the handicap stall at Dave & Busters
You’re Remy, a rat in your prime. Maybe you’ve got a mate, maybe some rat pups. You’re a culinary sensation… maybe you’re secretly guiding a human chef in a top Parisian restaurant, or sniffing out rare ingredients in the city’s finest markets. From the outside, it looks like…
This and a rough handjob behind the Wendy’s drive-thru
I take my drawdowns like I take my coffee, rectally and when I am least expecting it
Don’t want to spoil it for you. But if the student loan cap is $200k, that is exactly what college is going to cost.
For the people who voted to cap student loans…this is how much a BS, MS, and doctorate degree costs. Way more than $200,000.
Arvind, my brother in Christ, the only thing that hallucinates more than LLMs is mid market sell side research
It’s a bad day to be a white charles tyrwhitt button down
I’d love to hear an argument for why Powell cut rates 50 points right before an election but can’t do it now with inflation lower.
This Carlson x Cruz interview is better than Love Island dont @ me
Wyd if you’re convicted of securities fraud and this is the lawyer assigned to defend you?
“Monetary policy has to be forward looking” Jerome what
Immediately get LONG crowded HF Shorts
The biggest asteroid in the Solar System is going to collide with Earth. What's the first thing you do?
EASY COMPARE
BREAKING: U.S. could lose more immigrants than it gains for the first time in 50 years, per WaPo.
if you are an intern pls stop eating Naya at your desk
If you’re an intern remember to have the smelliest lunch possible. Assert dominance in the office.