Death Battle Shitpost (Parody)
@DeathShitpost
The twitter account dedicated to death battle related shitposts. Sometimes my RT's are more interesting than my actual tweets.
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The biggest mistake of the Alola entries is that, since Alola doesn't focus on Megas, it's not made clear that the close bond and the pain are not at odds within the lore. The bond is what helps a Pokémon OVERCOME the pain.
If you're hoping for your favourite neglected Pokémon to get a Mega, just remember: 'It stores the excess energy from Mega Evolution, so after a long time passes, its body starts to melt.'
When they killed that dude's wife and said he couldn't sue them because she signed up for Disney+
What's the worst thing this company's done?
Submissions are now closed. In 24 hours, we received over 400,000 submissions. Thank you.
Submissions are now closed. In 24 hours, we received over 400,000 submissions. Thank you.
Coyote vs Acme taking shots at Warner Bros. & David Zaslav with their #SDCC25 Hall H merch
Your birthday month = your Deltarune motif/melody Motifs in the comments
People debate whether you side with Tom or Jerry. But everyone I know wanted Sylvester to kill this little shit.
John Cena choking out Tweety Bird with one hand in ‘COYOTE VS ACME’
“IS THAT A JAYWALKER”
I really like how the street tier jokes evolved from deku only fighting street tiers to deku only fighting characters ON the street😭
“DID YOU JUST RUN A RED LIGHT?”
I really like how the street tier jokes evolved from deku only fighting street tiers to deku only fighting characters ON the street😭
John Cena choking out Tweety Bird with one hand in ‘COYOTE VS ACME’
another fight where experimenting with background work with it very heavy wip
First poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ In theaters on August 28, 2026.
Refusing to allow a mourning father to put Spider-Man on the grave of his dead 4 year old son who loved Spider-Man.
What's the worst thing this company's done?