David Fish
@DavidFish7
Pastor, dad, mediocre wordsmith, aspiring table tennis champion, visca el Barça
🚨THE 2025 DENOMINATIONAL SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW IS HEATING UP🚨 After Matthew Barrett's stunning decision to leave the SBC on a free transfer, the Baptists now have extra salary room to sign a new prospect. 1. Sources tell me that the Roman Catholics might be willing to let…

"I will smash them...declares the Lord...." - Jeremiah 13:14 (NIV) I publicly challenge Mike to find "I will grill them..." in the text. Checkmate.
Smash burgers are overrated. Normal burgers are better. This is an undeniable fact of reality.
Apostle Paul, ca. A.D. 50 "I resolved to know nothing among you but Christ and Him crucified!" CharismaMag, ca. 2025 "SUPERNATURAL GATES WILL FINALLY OPEN THIS YEAR IF YOU PRAY REALLY HARD"
Is 2025 the year for the supernatural gates of heaven to finally open? zurl.co/G1Tpz
Finally the Anglicans acknowledge their true history.
Most people don’t know that Anglicanism was started in 1950 by our pope, CS Lewis, who is still living under a wood somewhere between Oxford and Cambridge.
The New Testament never explicitly says that speaking in tongues is speaking known human languages.

Uh oh.
We shouldn’t even allow dual citizens in media without being required to tell people that they are paid-for propagandists to advance the interests of another state.
Shawn, you have given a version of this exact prophetic word at least 6 times on Twitter, beginning in July 2023. I would genuinely love to hear your take on how that is prophetic, because to many it appears that you are simply reworking content and putting God's name on it.
God is accelerating relationships as a sign of His favor and His purpose increasing in your life. You need every relationship to accomplish all of His promises and when new relationships come that carry His benefits, you will recognize that His greater purposes are manifesting.
Folks, the results are in. The people have spoken.
If you take a specific "prophetic word" and your social media team reposts it as if it's a new word four times over the span of three years, is it still a prophetic word?
As a preacher, my mind inevitably turns this into a sermon illustration about sinners demanding things from God without realizing that, as Frederick Buechner said, "life itself is grace."
Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.
Episode 2 of, "Who said it, an Anglo-Catholic or a Pentecostal?" "Baptism into the death and resurrection of Christ and the Pentecostal Baptism of the Spirit are not one thing but two, both of them necessary and inseparably connected, but not the same."
On today's episode of, "Guess which quote is from a Pentecostal and which quote is from an Anglo-Catholic Monk" "...a baptized Christian who has not received the Baptism of the Holy Spirit." "A believer...who has not received the baptism in the Holy Spirit."
If you take a specific "prophetic word" and your social media team reposts it as if it's a new word four times over the span of three years, is it still a prophetic word?
"You can't just combine baptismal regeneration with receptionism as if people can be baptized but not regenerated if they don't receive in faith!" Cyril of Jerusalem: "Hold my beer."

Not gonna lie, I'm still waiting for a modern Christian artist to write a line that tops Keith Green's, "How can you be so dead when you've been so well fed?" Absolute bars.

The Church of England is a great example of why doctrine without discipline is useless. Constantly yelling, "Our doctrine hasn't changed" while you refuse to discipline those who despise that doctrine is just as bad as changing the doctrine.
This apology sounds really familiar to quite a few others I've heard from certain church leaders over the last two years.

"Because they do not know what eternal joys are, people take comfort in the abundance of this present life. So consolation must be offered to those whom the furnace of poverty consumes, and fear must be instilled in those whom the comfort of earthly glory lifts up. In this way,…
