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Why are we always pent up and never pent down?
New Bad Dragon toy just dropped letβs gooooooo
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
The medication Iβm on has been destroying my insides like an XL Chance
Update: Never mix rum with orange juice chat I now have a titanium plate in my head π
I lived dubs in the chat
Got out of military 1 year ago today civilian life be fucking great Iβm celebrating gonna make some Rum with Orange juice
Me when I tell someone Iβm all ears

Everytime I walk past the church across the street from me I smell strong ass weed Father God what are you trying to tell me
why tf people out here named Ebony, like why you named after a porn category
Yeah I like spicy food more than the average guy but I ainβt about to lace my meat with a sauce called βcolon cleanerβ
I turn 30 next year This means that I will soon evaporate into millions of pieces because no furry over 30 exists
People on here see a tweet saying grass is green and then ask grok if itβs true why are we here just to suffer
My last 2 brain cells have been social distancing for the past 5 years
I can already foresee that blue snake in Zootopia 2 is gonna be used for so many unholy things when the yiff art starts
BOI IM THICCC But donβt push me into the pool because I will suffocate and that will only turn me on
