ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴏꜱᴀ
@DashingFencer
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ᅠ ᅠ “ you threaten to take my hat , one might say that would be quite disrespectful . ” ᅠ ᅠ
' i hope it's nothing too outlandish , considering i was quite nice with mine . '
ᅠ ᅠ “ you are confident , i like that . we’ll see what comes to mind once i’ve beaten you . ” ᅠ ᅠ
' if i beat you , i get that cool hat and . . . take you out on a date ! i'll let you decide what happens when you win . '
ᅠ ᅠ “ a jack of all traits is a master of none , i don’t doubt your ability to engage in a fencing duel with me . however , you could never beat me . ” ᅠ ᅠ
' sword , bo staff , i could use anything . although , i'm a firm enjoyer of the longsword . 😌 or , to make it fair ... i could mimic you . '
ᅠ ᅠ “ you’re a fighter are you ? what is your weapon of choice ? ” ᅠ ᅠ
' well . . . there goes that . you're fast , very fast . . . i like it . ' thinking to himself for a moment . . . ' want to duel me ? '
ᅠ ᅠ with speed hardly seen her blade was drawn and a slap on his palm with the dull side delivered before the very tip cut part of his tie off . just a fast was the blade back in it’s holster as she wagged her finger at him . “ tsk tsk , warned you . ” ᅠ ᅠ
' with what ? the elongated needle you've got ? and , the hat is cool . ' he slowly reached a hand towards the aforementioned hat .
ᅠ ᅠ “ careful , estraneo . one must mind their tongue lest i pierce it hm ? ” ᅠ ᅠ
' ohhh ho ho . the suit ? my suit is essential to my existence . what about you ? you don't look protected . especially with that little hat . speaking of — '
ᅠ ᅠ “ not the eyepatch , sciocchino . your clothes , you lack protection ay ? stumbling about . ” ᅠ ᅠ
' eyepatch ? the eyepatch ? my other eye currently lacks operation ... how am I odd ! ? i didn't even do anything ! '
ᅠ ᅠ “ you’re an odd one you know ? and what is it that you’re wearing ? ” ᅠ ᅠ
' eyepatch ? the eyepatch ? my other eye currently lacks operation ... how am I odd ! ? i didn't even do anything ! '
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