Dan Flashes® ⚡️
@DanFlashes
Complicated Shirts™. Come see us at The Shops at The Creek! Everything in the store is your style. (ITYSL fan account) 👔
Uhhh this pattern is our intellectual property… Our attorneys are about to throw some biologists down the stairs, metaphorically speaking of course.
we recently saw an insane discovery in biology, which if true, in my opinion, makes extraterrestrial life far far more likely. 🧵
The original sketch below is what my Stop Motion Music Video is from.
In honor of today being Friday the 13th, here’s somethin spooky:
My boss, @victorsavkin is making me appear on a webinar today, so I had to wear my fanciest Dan Flashes shirt.
Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn
Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn
Aliens invade earth tomorrow. They ask to meet with one rep for mankind, but not someone in the government. Who are we sending?
Aliens invade earth tomorrow. They ask to meet with one rep for mankind, but not someone in the government. Who are we sending?
Savings accounts are paying 5.25%. If you simply put $2,000,000 in one, you can literally make $250k/yr to live on. Why aren’t more people doing this?
Savings accounts are paying 5.25%. If you simply put $2,000,000 in one, you can literally make $250k/yr to live on. Why aren’t more people doing this?
An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go
An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go
Compaq Portable, 1983 CPU : 18088-4.77MHz, RAM 640KB, HDD 21MB Floppy drives 2x5.25" 360KB, Graphics CGA Game: Boulder Dash [📹 vitaskhr]
Compaq Portable, 1983 CPU : 18088-4.77MHz, RAM 640KB, HDD 21MB Floppy drives 2x5.25" 360KB, Graphics CGA Game: Boulder Dash [📹 vitaskhr]
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
This page has real “our wigs aren’t made from hair off dead bodies” vibes… #ohdevereux
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Who's your humblebrag follower? Mine is probably @WilliamOsman. I've one had @rickygervais follow me, but I deleted my old account so I lost that
How sloppy steaks are made in Ireland
Cattle swim to the Iniskea Islands off the coast of Belmullet to graze 📹 midge6820
@DanFlashes when you're there for the Zipline AND the complicated patterns
nah that’s Dan Splashes
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Hello sharks. Today I am seeking $100,000 to purchase the most complicated shirt your mind can imagine from Dan Flashes.
Stop drinking ginger ale for an upset stomach — it could be doing more harm than good trib.al/Wxx6WGw
Stop drinking ginger ale for an upset stomach — it could be doing more harm than good trib.al/Wxx6WGw