Daily Shoebox News

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Check out the shoebox's new cheer leading team - They will from now on participate at every sports event in the shoebox - Interested in joining? Every grem is welcome to. (Might get hazed as initiation ritual) Art by @GalaxyFrog3 #gigiez

Apologies for the late news today. I just came back from reporting that Tokai Teio's 3rd fracture and her surprising comeback - Craig

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - A new species of "grem monkey" has been found in the shoebox - As expected it loves eating bananas - Grems are advised not to look it directly in the eyes or smile at it. It can cause a monkey freakout Art by @Xx_BigCountryxX #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Sick local grem shredded the half pipe in the shoebox - All the grem baddies want him so bad - Don't Try This at Home Art by @tivetives #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Gigi is offering free hand washes for selected grems - Stinky grems are excluded in general - Everyone else has to either use the shower corner or the new washing machine Art by @iamethanforreal #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - A cheap method of traveling: Local grem is mailing themselves out of the shoebox - His destination: Far away from a shoebox - Sadly they forgot to put a stamp on the mail. No one leaves the shoebox Art by @GalaxyFrog3 #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Today we are interviewing Clement, the cleaner grem - Clement has been cleaning the pee corner for more than a year now - "It's not much, but it's honest work" said Clement Art by @Xx_BigCountryxX #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - A new gremwheel has been built in the shoebox - With ceramic ball bearings, it is nearly has no friction - The shoebox is not responsible for any injuries or accidents that may occur on the gremwheel. Art by @DailyGremPyro #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Another mysterious creature has been sighted in the shower corner - It seems like multiple Grems have "tied" up their tails and became a "Gremking" - They all liked the same yaoi Art by @DailyGremPyro #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - A mysterious creature has been spotted in the pee corner - Gremscientist have dubbed it "SCP-801" - Grems are advised to keep eye contact with the creature. Failing in doing so will end up in grempreg Art by @iamethanforreal #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Grem flavored water is the next big trend in the shoebox - It has zero calories, no artificial flavor and is all natural - May contain traces of pee Art by @tivetives #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Our studio received our first news helicopter - It is fully powered by grems. I do not have a pilot license - I have no idea how to land this thing, please help Art by @tivetives #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Fat Fred is officially the heaviest grem in the shoebox - He weights 220 pounds and needs assistance for standing up - During the interview he started chewing on Sam's boom mic Art by @_Chamko #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Grempreg 2 has been announced - @DailyGremPyro is giving a keynote today in the gremdome - Rumors say that it will come with a subscription based model Art by @DailyGremPyro #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Daily Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - A psychopath grem has started throwing cheese singles at grems - Lactose intolerant grems are advised to stay indoors - Yes the cheese is still edible Art by @iamethanforreal #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Grem Force Ones have arrived in the shoebox, get yours now - Grems have been taking a second loan and lost everything from yesterdays uma musume stream - The local shoebox boba shop is now offering dubai chocolate boba tea Art by @doppiasd #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - After eating a weird orb, a grem has grown 20 ft tall and is holding a giant hamburger, menacingly - Gigi is yet again racing umas today, get your seat for the big grem derby - There will be hotdogs and peanuts on sale Art by @lightlunar4 #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Fat Fred has yet again eaten all of our pizza reserves - The shoebox band is looking for a new squeaker, apply in the music corner - GremOSHA policies have been updated to prevent incidents like the tragic fate of Greg Art by @gremurin59027 #gigiez

❗⚠️❗Shoebox News❗⚠️❗ - Gigi is apparently *checks notes* "aura farming" a new mmorpg - HoloNatsu has been officially teased, we can expect some quality content over the next 2 weeks - Greg has sadly passed away after a freak incident Art by @tivetives #gigiez

Would you risk it all for your Grema Musume? #rkggk #gigiez