The Daily Brine
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Local and Geopolitical Satire
"Old habits die hard" RIP to the Prince of Darkness @OzzyOsbourne
Breaking: Harvard Biology Students Boycott Ants After Finding Out They Build Colonies
"None of us are free until all of us are free, except Druze, Jews, Kurds, Chaldeans, Assyrians, Christians, atheists, gay people, non-Arab Muslims, non-Muslim Arabs, Arab Muslims we don't like, and women"
Until now it has been maintained he was not even aware of it
Just like that they've taken the entire kidult demographic
The regime has reportedly requested the assistance of Gandalf to help retake the facility
The UN Has Levelled Further Accusations Of Illegal Use Of Puns In a Time Of War
Breaking: Iran Used Up All Their Bunker Know-How On The Uranium Stockpile Apparently
He reportedly has watched Oppenheimer seven times and has tremendous expertise in the Wikipedia page for Atomic Weaponry
