Daily Angry Video Game Nerd Quotes
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"What a piece of shit!" "Pickle!" Episode 9: Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
"This game is ASS." Episode 34: Festers Quest
"The third one connects the fucker to an Adam computer. I wonder if the Addams Family had an Adam computer?" Episode 45: Double Vision: Part 2 Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"Now, Tin Man, what a miserable fuck..." Episode 43: Wizard of Oz
“What the ASS is that all about? To describe this game’s ass-ness: all I can say is, it’s very ass.” Episode 29: Independence Day Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"He just couldn't take it... the game was THAT BAD!" Episode 145: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
"Looks like Superman is strokin' his Super-Dick." Episode 51: Superman 64 Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"Hoar? Really, Hoar? Suddenly names like Jar Jar Binks and Plo Koon sound awesome." Episode 154: Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi
"Anguish. Lament. Oh, how hath ye been cursed if thou hath playeth a game as archaically, diarrhetically shit-holic as 'The Immortal' on thy NES." Episode 173: The Immortal
"This game is as appealing as a fuckin' ooze-infested dirty fuckin' sewer rat shit!" Episode 5: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Water World... on Virtual Boy! It's like pukin' on a pile of shit!" Episode 42: Virtual Boy
"The wait is finally over. This is the review that everybody wants to see. Here it is, Superman... on Commodore 64." Episode 51: Superman 64 Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"At least it's orange to kinda keep with the Halloween theme." Episode 36: Halloween
"WHY IS THE BACKGROUND COCA-COLA?!" Episode 134: Hong Kong 97
"I'd rather deliberately give myself splinters on my scrotum and then tear them out with my teeth!" Episode 179: Dennis the Menace
"But that's nothing! You only have to wait about five seconds. But you want to know how long you have to wait here? Three whole minutes! I'm dead FUCKING serious!" Episode 156: Earthbound Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"Why is it called 'Hot Dog Aerials'?" Episode 84: Winter Games
"Not gonna work. Not gonna work. What time is it? Not-gonna-work-o'clock." Episode 92: Game Glitches Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
"So Ernie Hudson, maybe you're glad that you got left out of this crappy game." Episode 22: Ghostbusters: Follow-Up
