Dana
@Daflippityflop1
Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity. #SupportTheMilitary #BackTheBlue
Son: why are you so crabby today Me: bc there was some sort of feral cat gangbang happening outside my bedroom window last night Son: those were cats? I thought that was you Me: you thought it was me making those noises and you didnt think to see if i was ok Son: i dont judge
Had my first official PT. I need a pain pill, ice and a nap I am not ok
My review of the Happy Gilmore 2 movie It is stupid and ridiculous. Its also fantastic and funny all at the same time. I am enjoying myself. It might be the major pain killers I’m on but probably not
OMG he is using a fork and scratching my pans If for some reason I ever get captured and you need me to tell you the enemies plans, just take a fork and scrape it on one of my pans I will tell you absolutely everything to get you to stop
Showered and dressed myself 100% this morning. Now, more ice and elevation
Son: what are you doing Me: a face mask Son: it would be funny as shit if it dyed your face blue Me:

Cynthia brought over some chorizo empanadas for me. I love her so much
Ok, i may have pushed a little too hard with the car ride. Im hurting pretty good. Gonna take my meds and take a nap
Yep, im in the car. I wanted some fresh air. Still not wearing a bra 😂

Favorite phone I’ve ever owned. I loved this phone.
Favorite phone I’ve ever owned The King of phones
I fell asleep while looking at my phone. Phone hit my face. Maybe it’s time to wrap things up. Sleep well. Have good dreams
I know its not a big deal for you but I have been able to get to the potty all by myself all. Including getting on and off the toilet by myself PROGRESS!!
All I want to eat since the surgery is McDonald’s chicken nuggets. I dont even like McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Everything else tastes metallic and weird