DadThatCurses
@Dad_That_Curses
Dad, Husband, Culinary school survivor, Veteran, Sometimes I'm funny. I have stupid opinions, I go full window licker, I love conspiracies #politicallyhomeless
To all the people I added today, thank you for not destroying my DM’s…. I’m proud of you
Two things, he does suck… but why would I give a fuck about what the British people think about American politics? They can cry over their beans and toast and go fuck them selves.
This movie was complete dogshit. Piss in a cup and drink it, still more satisfying than this fucking movie.
The new #HappyGilmore2 is like the original but if you had a fever of 104.
Phones should come with a breathalyzer… I just got pizza from @PapaJohns and I shouldn’t have that easy access…
Starting a new #DnD campaign tonight online! Never played a cleric before. I was always a tank, never support!

youtu.be/jtDcsSsrTcg?si… I hope your vibe is the same as mine! Happy listening! #music
Sounds a lot like… Trust the science, don’t worry we did the research. Trust the plan, don’t worry we’re doing the investigation….
“Trust the plan” is the perfect controlled opposition psy-op because it completely neutralizes the base that should be demanding results. The solution is the base challenging Trump harder, but they’ve been brainwashed to chase puzzle pieces that never fall into place.
I saw a comment say Trump floating holding elites accountable & never doing it is like a parent jingling keys in front of a baby’s face to entertain them. Damn. That’s a great analogy,
"It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority." ~ Benjamin Franklin
I hate when people at work, fuck with my kickouts on the equipment I use. Takes me forever to get it right again.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today is Friday, Happy weekend to you! 😂🤣😭
Remember kids:
It’s not rape or sex trafficking if you’re rich! It’s networking and fundraising
I’ll take, “shit I will never do for 1000 Alex”
Lao Jun Shan Tengyun Tahta Yolu, —— bamya beşiktaş sergen okan orkun arda turan hoca macron kanat takım
Bot: Hi Me: Hello -short conversation- Bot: show me your all the pictures of your family so I can know you better. Me:Blocks account Yeah, you’d have better luck fist fighting god, than you would getting me to share photos of my family.
Not a fucking thing!
What missing from this breakfast ??