mikey

Everytime I see someone with a blue jersey on, my mind instantly thinks of this idk why 😭

nope I’ve never said anything about Mookie I guess

wow muse making a fanfic smh disgusting behavior.. delete this weirdo

Dodgers wheeling 82 year old Kershaw out to pitch in 2075

“That ball is FOUL…. Or gone” where the fuck did you see a foul ball

#NewProfilePic

If this was off speed I get it, but it’s a middle middle fastball man like come the fuck on swing the bat

“MOOKIE SWING THE BAT!” Mookie Betts:

WELCOME BACK LIV MORGAN!

You’re a bandwagon so

Just made steak and rice for dinner

here you go

All the people mad in the comments like this shit is gonna play in the postseason or 2026 like let’s be fr.

You’re welcome!

Clayton Kershaw as soon as he gets 2 strikes

You’d think I said some crazy shit to her all I said was she’s our 3rd base coach

No one’s expecting 2025 Kershaw to be electric or an ace but all his conviction is gone, his slider isn’t doing it for him anymore, his fastball barely reaches 90 and he’s trying to incorporate a whole new splitter to try to get outs, just call it unc, we are fine we love you

Yeah Kershaw I love you dawg but this needs to be ur last year deadass

Kershaw has gotten 2 strikes and then throws 2 straight balls immediately every time

look at robot Joe Davis. look it’s… silence. Clayton! and more silence 😭

THANK YOU FOR SWINGING 3-0 against papa kersh lmaoo