Dan Szymborski
@DSzymborski
Senior Writer for FanGraphs, ESPN contributor, data provider for teams/agents, ZiPSetician, gamer, chaotic neutral, terrible. BBWAA, AI nonsense, Digital Dandy.
That's why when I do look at ZiPS, I focus on the underlying probability ditro. My job isn't getting the right answer, it's getting the correct number of right, wrong, and extremely wrong answers.

I am glad that my worries did not come to pass and everyone forgot about torpedo bats quickly.

Actually, "The Apocalypse" really would be a good nickname for a great power hitter.
I guess it's fitting that someone named Kurtz is bringing apocalypse to pitchers now.
Nick Kurtz went from "good power hitter having normal rookie year to" "I am death, having touched gossamer oblivion from which I will grind the bones of the gods into dust, scattered amongst the sands of time" so quickly.
I like how I buy a new vacuum cleaner on Amazon and now Amazon keeps sending me links to other vacuums I might like too.
Dangit, I guessed {Giancarlo, Azeez} and got them both wrong.
Stanton, Ansari rip ICE for illegally barring them from detention center phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-d…
Come on Dean Kremer, I believe you can get us through the night
Does your pitch hang slow does Chase crush it to and fro does it head into the stands when the count is one and oh? Do you throw it over your shoulder While Meidroth ties it with a bow Tell me, tell me, tell me does your pitch hang slow?
If someone has a grudge against Coby Mayo, could they be said to have a "Coby beef?"
The Orioles have four solo homers and the second inning isn't done yet, which is kinda what happens on MLB the Show if you're playing too easy a difficulty level.
I'll say it: dark chocolate Oreos are the best Oreo cookie and the worst Oreos variants are the stock ones with more stuff in the middle.
Dear people occasionally DMing me, If Grok tells you something ZiPS said that ZiPS did not say, I'm not actually responsible for that in any way whatsoever. Thanks Dan
Catching up With the ZiPS Top 100 Prospects, 2025 blogs.fangraphs.com/catching-up-wi…