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Official News feed of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea
Cheeses of Qatar now available at Pyongyang International Airport duty-free boutique.
Lecture series "Wretched Governance of Western Democracies" added to Kim Il-sung University undergraduate curriculum.

United States warlord Donald Trump instructed in media relations by close ally.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has never visited Epstein's Island.

DPRK enjoys cordial relations all trading partners, as an exemplar of international relations
Unimportant Idiot Frozen In Liquid Nitrogen placed on display in United States Senate Chamber.

Disclosure of "Epstine List" membership creates lasting bonds of jocularity amongst globalist elite.

1959 discovery of time by Eternal President Kim Il-sung "changed everything" according to modern astrologers.
Pyongyang Mexican restaurant "Cabana de Trotsky" patronized by Marshal Kim Jong-un with favorable review.
Respected Leader Kim Jong-Un, Father to All Children, is praised for his many sacrifices.
July 4 Day marked in US as citizens either toast loyalty for, or foment ineffectual rebellion against, their Idiot Porcine King.
Fourth of July is day on which citizens of United States set aside differences to remember their shared hatred of England.
Americans celebrate July 4 with leisure and gluttony.
PUBLIC SAFETY. Reports of a van giving out “Free Candy” has been reported in Chagang Province. It is advised that this service is for CHILDREN ONLY.
US President Elon Musk moves American economy from Capitalist Dystopia to Objectivist Dystopia, in preparation for Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia.
Lone surviving camel of ousted Libyan leader Gaddafi dies at Pyongyang Zoo aged 41.
