Daniel Gould, MD, PhD
@DJGould94
St Vincent's Hospital Melbourne surgical resident; University of Melbourne PhD: stakeholder engagement for co-design of orthopaedic clinical predictive models.
When you and the squad don't make it onto the list of authors

Dr Pepper has been promoted to Associate Professor Pepper
Surgeons with illegible handwriting who insist on handwriting everything:

Damaging the LCL and MCL during knee replacement. Call that collateral damage.
How it feels to say "bless you" and then realise they didn't sneeze, they coughed

When you're 3 pages into the fracture clinic referral and it still hasn't specified the side of the injury

Defibrillation? Oh you mean turning it off and on again?

People named Margaret will now be referred to as garet
Anatomical pathologists when pathological anatomists walk in
Everyone talks about disinformation but what about dat information
They say comparison is the thief of joy. Wrong. Academia is the thief of joy.
wtf a car just drove past my house
wtf a car just drove past my house
Thinking about counting the chickens before these hatch
