Kohanna Roach

1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

Trad wife pick-mes flood X with "I bake sourdough and obey my husband" flexes, as if modern women can't cook and have opinions. It's just apron-clad clout-chasing with a side of 1950s cosplay. Live and let live, ladies—your bread's not holier than thou.

Vatican II Catholics snag annulments after popping out kids. Marriage "never happened"? So, are the tots bastards? Church says nah, but the logic’s a holy pretzel. Annulments boom, kids stay legit—Vatican’s cool with paradoxes, not clarity.

Scrolling through comments, I notice a bunch of folks have blocked me, people I’ve never even crossed paths with! Y’all out here preemptively blocking this poor Sedevacantist woman. Was it something I said, or is my mere existence just too spicy for the timeline? 😅

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UK & Canada tax millionaires like they’re squeezing juice from a stone, then blink when they scarper to tax havens. America’s high taxes? Sure, but the wealthy still swarm here. Why? Freedom, opportunity, and a dream worth paying for, not just a bill for breathing rich.

Bergoglio, is that you? I thought you were dead?

It's Sunday, & Catholics are off to Mass, but spare a thought for Sedevacantists, holding fast to the true faith without a chapel in sight. Funny how you can keep tradition alive while the nearest priest is a three-state pilgrimage away. Grace finds a way, even if the pews don't.

My sourdough post poked fun at Twitter's Trad wife fetish accounts, not Catholic women. Misread the recipe? No worries—those accounts are the real yeast of the problem. Let's keep the satire baking, not burning.

So you're a Sedevacantist....oh wait, I thought you said you're a Roman Catholic?

The world watches as Palestinians face starvation & relentless civilian deaths due to government actions. Society has failed them. Heartbreaking images flood our screens, yet prayers are all we offer as vital resources fail to reach those in need. Humanity's inaction is shameful.

And?

John Cena had a baby with Mike Tyson & the kid was born in Russia & got adopted by Vladimir Putin.

I wanted to be a Forensic Pathologist; I was a weird kid.

Twitter's become a toilet with engagement farming for cash. Users post rage bait and low-effort content to game the algorithm, drowning out real talk. Bots and clout-chasers ruin the platform for profit.

Ladies, if he doesn't pick you, don't air out the DMs like dirty laundry. Spilling private chats won't win his heart—it just shows you can't handle rejection. Grow up, move on, and keep it classy. No need to turn your L into a public soap opera.

Y'all are really late as to the reality in Argentina. The country has been hollowed out & sold to foreign investments. Nothing new to see here.

Some of y'all have no humor. This is a joke, although online "pick me's" are insufferable.

Wishing I had the zest to churn out "pick me, I'm your Trad wife" content to snag a husband. How do these gals keep up the act? Shockingly, some even reeled in a ring. Kudos, ladies—crank out those posts, sift through the DMs, and land your man. I'm just here, too tired to try.

Please pray friends!

Y'all, find your local rancher/farmer to buy good quality meat.