Fake Chadwick - Author

All three of my recent titles, Money, Foreskins and Meatballs, and Mommy Kink, will be on sale on the Amazon Kindle for 99 shekels each for the duration of the summer.

Not to brag, but I just saw a groundhog.

You know you’ve become someone in Utah politics when you’re arguing with the alt accounts of the very people you criticize the most. Senpai notices you.

Happy Birthday to my father, Jeffrey R. Chadwick, living legend. 70 today. Your basement has never been more comfy to live in than it has the last 10 years. Love you, dad.

Trying to get my writing software to stop correcting "flashlight" to "fleshlight" is supremely annoying, but I'm the one who insisted on writing a vampire romance comedy...

My car insurance is going down, everybody. Autographed 8x10 boudoir glossy’s are available for $40 each upon request.

Already thinking about what I want my next novel to focus on. The tropes I'm entertaining are: •Enemies to Lovers •Forced Proximity Thinking about a romance novel with the MMC being a holocaust survivor that's trapped in a decommissioned gas chamber with a female SS officer.

I know exactly who needs to hear this, and its everybody... Ratios don't matter at all. Like at all. Stop wasting your life believing they do.

The scriptures don’t hide what they say. The same text is available to every one of God's goys and girls. All you have to do is read them and they’ll tell you what they mean. No third party needs to be involved.

The first draft of Netanyahu: Come for Me, King is now the same length as the published version of The Shabbos Goyim Dossier and its three short sequels. I have officially written more about vampires than any subject in fiction.

If the 2028 Republican primary for Utah governor were held today, who would you vote for:

Just a reminder that it wasn't Covid that destroyed all our lives five years ago, it was the government's actions. And we are still feeling the repercussions of what they did to us to this day. Never. Fucking. Forget what they did to us.

One more CFMK cover concept. I'm not into anime or manga, but I mean... I'll exploit the style if it drives sales, idgaf.

Another cover concept for CFMK.

I love how Utah swamp creatures think “conservative” means “be a weak, excuse-making, submissive bussy-blaster.”

If my detractors were smart, they'd buy all my books while they were cheap, read them all, find the sauciest, most homoerotic text and post it. Trust me, there's a lot to work with in there. They just have to go get it. They won't do it, though. Because they're stupid.

Hot theology take of the day: Masturbation, *IF* done with a sex toy(fleshlight) is not inherently sinful, as the man's hand is not in direct contact with his sexual organs. Same *can* go for women, however prolonged used of a vibrator can dull a woman's clitoral sensitivity.

Crossed 271,000 words on Netanyahu: Come For Me, King today! Pace has slowed, so it being done before August is out the window, but it'll definitely be done before the summer is over. Goal is 6 million words.

PSA: Don't put your indefensible dogmas above Yahweh. You look retarded. That is all.

Here's mine from 2013. I got mouthy with a highway patrolman over a Star of David bumper sticker on my Geo Metro, and maybe I implied some things about his circumcision status I shouldn't have. I don't regret it.

I'm almost done with my sci-fi vampire romance comedy novel. So... if any agents or publishers (indie or otherwise) think they can shelve it, hit me up.