David Carroll
@DAVIDCARROLL3
As seen on TV, for a limited time only. Tweeting freely about news & entertainment, with awkward attempts at humor and sports commentary: mostly SEC & Braves.
Saddest part of #Braves collapse is the fact that so many underperforming All-Stars are on the roster. The 2015 Braves had Freeman, Markakis, and 23 no-names. Expectations were low, and no one was surprised. Not the case this year.
Michael Harris has a career night, but #Braves bargain bin bullpen does it again, losing 6-5. Sadly reminiscent of the 2015 Braves. 10th anniversary tribute I guess.
#Braves have the same number of wins (44) as the Athletics. A team playing in a minor league ballpark, ranking 27th in payroll (Braves are in the top 10).
#Braves run their A-team "hitters" lineup out there tonight, losing to the Rangers 8-3. Two of the Braves runs came in a mop-up 9th inning. Just two more months of this, folks.
Less than a week 'til trade deadline, and these are sad #Braves truths: We have only a handful of guys with any value, and they won't be dealt. We have 2-3 overpaid veterans, and they might fetch a fringe prospect or 2. Our farm system is subpar. We're in for a tough few years.
#Braves head into Texas tonight for a 3-game series, with the 25th best record in MLB.
"Be suspicious of anyone who claims to have all the answers, even if they give flashier quotes or make better TV. Instead, trust people who say, 'I don’t know.' Especially trust those who acknowledge when they get things wrong." From Catherine Rampell's final column for @wapo.
Happy retirement to #JesseChavez, a class act who helped the #Braves year after year after year....well, you know the story. I hope the organization finds a place for him. Everybody loves "Coach."

#Braves will give away 1995 (30th anniversary) World Series replica rings on August 22nd. Meanwhile, Braves players are celebrating the 10th anniversary of the 2015 Braves (67-95) during most games this year, including the one today. Giants lead 9-0 (2nd straight day) in the 7th
Who knows what will happen by trade deadline, but #Braves are probably a .500 team at best from here on out, so a 75-87, 4th place finish is likely. When football season gets here, good seats will definitely be available.
#DrakeBaldwin with 6 RBI for #Braves tonight. I hate to say "I told you so," but on the rare occasions that I get it right, I do brag a bit.
Drake Baldwin's swing is a thing of beauty. Get him in the lineup 5 days a week, and you've got a legit Rookie of the Year candidate. #Braves
#Braves hitters did their job, pulling away for a 7-2 lead, but ugh, those relievers . Yanks crush the Bargain Bin Bullpen for a 12-9 win. Hopefully Braves can bounce back in about 14 hours.
#Braves beat Yanks 7-3. Let's be honest, the game ended when Acuna stole a 3rd out at 3rd base in the 3rd inning with an "Ichiro throw" from one end of the field to the other. Talk about a rally killer. Let's do it again on Saturday night at #TheHank
#Phillies win the internet! @ColdplayKissCam
Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…
This is a Top-5 play in my lifetime. Anybody out there want to run on Ronnie? This will be on Acuna’s HOF reel. #Braves
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
The President of the United States celebrates the firing of a talk show host who told jokes about him. He's hearing there may be more to come.

CBS cancels #StephenColbert. I guess this is just the beginning. Hopefully this major talent will find a home on a streaming service.
Outstanding story by @BNightengale. #Braves fans, please read this, catch up on Bobby Cox, and enjoy some great quotes from Braves past and present about a legendary manager.
Bobby Cox absence felt at Atlanta MLB All-Star Game: 'Make him proud' usatoday.com/story/sports/m…
I am forever grateful to @MLBONFOX for bringing Timothy Miller to a national audience. Seeing @TenorLion on a regular basis is one of the greatest benefits of being a #Braves fan.
You can see Timothy Miller's full performance of 'God Bless America' here. #MLB #AllStarGame