Cynical Studios™
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Cynical Studios™ is an entertainment, music & video production company. 📺 Premiering 2026! 📩 Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Something tells me things are not going to end well for this day pig who is currently taking advantage of ALL senior citizens in Cook County (like tricking our parents into the senior exemption tax which rips land ownership away from the elderly) @DOGE #CookCounty #CrookCounty…
There’s no rest for the wicked. It’s Saturday and JB Pritzker is the worst governor, ever.
Explain that to the 24k+ people who left our Instagram and how much money. Twitter did the same fucking thing to us and look at how many followers we have now, it's pathetic. Being banned for 4 years destroyed so many businesses that now have to rebuild. From the very bottom of…
He could have just threatened to take the guy to a water park and he would have had the same reaction. 😁
It's not really a satirical for when everything on it is true. Sadly, @POTUS is scared of Moo-cow Pritzker. Elderly property taxes are up, crime is rising, and our taxes are still being spent on illegals. Just another politician turning his back on Illinois corruption. Shame.
Illinois Official Thinks Laws Don't Apply to Her youtu.be/UJ0oJCo8x1E?si… via @YouTube
Our musical Ideal @JeffLynnesELO finally gets the recognition he reaches 1 BILLION listeners! #JeffLynnesELO #ELO_Official #ELO
I'm sure he doesn't have a illegal migrant shelter in his community mf out of touch
Where Americans currently stand on the "Big Beautiful Bill". #BigBeautifulBetrayal #BigBeatifulBill #Medicare
In this 10 minute news segment @kaitlancollins shows Americans first hand what amphetamine pupils look like and the erratic blinking side effects that comes with it. Get this little lady some eye drops. #OwlModeActivated youtu.be/KnVSm46yto4?si… via @YouTube
Remember 90s/early aughts actor Mark Ruffalo? He's the man who wrote and starred in a movie where a newborn baby's brain is put into an adult woman's head so that he can fuck her? He's all for ILLEGAL immigration and flooding our streets with rapists and criminals. Repost.
One can only assume this tunnel was built by famous Our Gang character, 'Buckwheat'.
Late night listen tonight. Mark will be on Meta Vr in @PokerStarsUSA . Find him on @MetaHorizonHelp @CynicalStudi0s spotify.link/BT1qdXhniUb
👀 The @cartierfamilyZ are a good youtube follow. Saw this clip on @AnthonyCumia and I had to give these guys props. Well done! youtu.be/VsSjDDq9LAo?si…
☕️👋 Here's your morning coffee. Sen Josh Hawley calls out the Dems at the hearing for President Applesauce : youtu.be/aOuy1dypXGg?si… via @YouTube
If you're protesting in 2025 with a mask on, you should be arrested—period. There's no more COVID excuse. If your intent was good, you wouldn’t hide your face. Record these people—they’re breaking the law. #NoKingsProtests #NoBrainsProtests
This sculpture is a new meaning to the phrase "Rock-hard boner".
Oops. Rocks off
Woodpeckers have to be completely retarded from banging their heads against things.
Mondays at work
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