Mystik Dan
@Curty_Donny69
coors light enthusiast, would you rather expert, 2007 wii bowling world champion, 2012 golden tee national finalist, 9/11 hater
Top 5 best feelings as a man 1) the razor on the back of the neck during a haircut 2) the physical touch of a woman 3) someone yelling “he’s a shooter” when playing pickup hoops 4) your team winning a title 5) first drink after a long day/week What am I missing?
Had the same woman creaking these floorboards with me for two years. Safe to say Dan has it pretty good
Playing keno at JTs. 2, 10, 25, 63 with a booster. Cheers, @local_hooperr
Thank you Uncle Sam for spiking my 10 beers and 8 shots last night
I will never forget you Caris Lavert #waiverwire @doughart_ @TyFrance @mikkyslimmy13
Chipotle workers need to get drafted first since they know how to ration
Second annual TBI (Turn Berry Invitational) after the biggest interview of my life✅
Playoff hockey? Nah, it’s the UFL championship game. I HAVE to be the only burner here
Lord if you love me flip that motherfucker, needs a schedule update anyway @doughart_
Who wants to join @doughart_ and I at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario next Wednesday? Thirsty Parrot 10/11am