Curtis Wenis
@CurtisWenis
bed jumping vines. tod slayer
my “i’m not facilitating famine” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
A message to the world about the humanitarian situation in Gaza:
early sunday morning twitter was better when you could still interact with mentally ill west coast mutuals who hand gone to bed yet
Livvy Dunne rizzed up co-op president
WATCH: Livvy Dunne was DENIED from buying Babe Ruth's apartment in New York City by the building's co-op board. This is what happens when you elect a communist nominee for mayor! Hot chicks can't even buy apartments anymore! 🎙️: @ClayTravis
I haven’t watched a superhero movie in like 5 years, it’s so nice to not care
Trump has more pictures with Jeffrey Epstein than most people have with their grandparents.
New Trump-Epstein photo just dropped, this one featuring James Brown. (via NYT)
Has Mamdani condemned restaurants with QR code menus
🔴 Jewish schoolchildren kicked off plane after singing Hebrew songs telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
🔴 Jewish schoolchildren kicked off plane after singing Hebrew songs telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
thinking about how much money primus will get in the new south park deal
First and only time he’s ever tweeted “hulk hogan”
Hulk Hogan was a great American icon. One of the first people I ever truly admired as a kid. The last time I saw him we promised we’d get beers together next time we saw each other. The next time will have to be on the other side, my friend! Rest in peace.
Bubba the Love Sponge Saddened He Never Got to Say 'Sorry' to Hulk Hogan tmz.me/uqlAYmb
I’m the star of the show
violently pissing my pants during an NBC pitch meeting for “Love Island for 5’7 Schlubby Guys (But the Women Are Still Supermodels).” But afterward the studio exec stops me in the bathroom and says “kid, youve got what it takes puuffffff” (hes got a huge stogie)
Thunder Kiss ‘65 is a much better song about 1965 imo
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
To all the people who keep saying Trump is on the Epstein list so they cannot release it, you do realize they could just redact that information if they wanted to and release the rest, right? All these documents come out heavily redacted. They could redact his name for national…