CrookedKen

@CrookedKenTX

Satirical site covering Ken Paxton. Paid for by Texans for Senator John Cornyn, Inc.

Joined May 2025

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · 7 h

Coming to a bookstore near you! crookedken.com/financial-fraud

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · 13 h

When it comes to mortgage fraud, Crooked Ken Paxton isn’t fighting the swamp; he’s swimming in it. Learn more at: crookedken.com/financial-fraud

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 24

Austin (x2), College Station, and Oklahoma Ken Paxton claimed all four were his “for his sole use” at the same time. 🔻 He lied to lenders 🔻 Filed multiple homestead tax exemptions 🔻 Rented them for profit This is what mortgage fraud looks like when the Attorney General does…

CrookedKenTX's tweet image. Austin (x2), College Station, and Oklahoma

Ken Paxton claimed all four were his “for his sole use” at the same time.

🔻 He lied to lenders
🔻 Filed multiple homestead tax exemptions
🔻 Rented them for profit

This is what mortgage fraud looks like when the Attorney General does…

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 24

Letitia James is under federal investigation for mortgage fraud. But Ken Paxton? He did the same thing four times! 👉 One's under investigation. The other should already be indicted. crookedken.com/financial-fraud

CrookedKenTX's tweet image. Letitia James is under federal investigation for mortgage fraud.

But Ken Paxton? He did the same thing four times!

👉 One's under investigation. The other should already be indicted.

crookedken.com/financial-fraud

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 22

From fake names to real impeachments: Ken Paxton’s @KenPaxtonTX resume speaks for itself. Learn More at CrookedKen.com

CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 22

Ken Paxton told his staff he was having an affair. Then kept sneaking around with a fake name. “Family values”? Yeah, right. Learn more at CrookedKen.com

CrookedKenTX's tweet image. Ken Paxton told his staff he was having an affair. Then kept sneaking around with a fake name.

“Family values”? Yeah, right.
Learn more at CrookedKen.com

CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 21

Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX cheated on his wife. ‘Dave P.’ booked the Uber. Learn more at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 21

Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX cheated on his wife. ‘Dave P.’ booked the Uber. Learn more at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 21

Fake names. Secret affairs. Coverups. Lies. Why is Ken Paxton still Attorney General? Learn more at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 20

Dave P. isn’t some random guy. He’s Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX. With a burner Uber account. Learn more at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 20

Ken Paxton’s to-do list is almost complete: ✅ Affair ✅ Fake Uber name ✅ Impeachment ✅ Senate run ⬜ Accountability Learn More at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 20

Cheated on his wife. Used a fake name to hide it. Let taxpayers pick up the bill. Ken Paxton = corrupt and cowardly. Learn more at CrookedKen.com

CrookedKenTX's tweet image. Cheated on his wife.
Used a fake name to hide it.
Let taxpayers pick up the bill.
Ken Paxton = corrupt and cowardly.

Learn more at CrookedKen.com

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CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 20

Ken Paxton talks “family values”... Meanwhile, Dave P. is calling an Uber to a motel. Swipe through the lies, the aliases, and the scandal. Then ask yourself: Is this your guy, Texas? Learn more at CrookedKen.com/adultery

CrookedKenTX's tweet image. Ken Paxton talks “family values”... Meanwhile, Dave P. is calling an Uber to a motel.

Swipe through the lies, the aliases, and the scandal.

Then ask yourself: Is this your guy, Texas?

Learn more at CrookedKen.com/adultery

CrookedKen@CrookedKenTX · Jul 19

“Can AG get impeached for cheating?” If you have to Google it, you probably shouldn’t be Texas AG. Learn More at CrookedKen.com

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