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@CrocMartens
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Sorry yall I am In a horrendous mood today and have no patience for bullshit and stupidity
Hey @instagram how does someone making a fake profile of you and trying to scam people with a fake sex work link of you not go against your community standards? I’m just curious
Spider, if you’re reading this, please come bite all over my head, I want my hair to be thicker lol
I got bit by a spider a couple weeks ago and instead of getting any cool powers, my hair just grows faster and thicker around the spot of the bite???
I got bit by a spider a couple weeks ago and instead of getting any cool powers, my hair just grows faster and thicker around the spot of the bite???
“If im unfollowing someone why would I take the time to do that, who cares about that parasocial bullshit” Shut the absolute fuck up it would take two more seconds if that LMAO
If we’re “mutuals” and you unfollow me, just soft block me, I am not your fucking fan lol
ragebaiting him by removing him as a follower and accusing him of unfollowing me
if we keep the epstein shit up donald trump is going to come out in support of redistributing the electoral college
TRUMP: CONSIDERING REBATE CHECKS FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS
I’ll say it again, the federal government is colluding to protect a fucking pedophile and that pedophile is the President. How is this not the biggest scandal in U.S. history?
BREAKING: Senate Judiciary Republicans just BLOCKED an amendment to force the release of the Epstein files.
If we’re “mutuals” and you unfollow me, just soft block me, I am not your fucking fan lol
It’s too early in the morning for me to be crying like this
A father and a daughter once performed about 'Changes', now it is the whole world that feels every word a little deeper. Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne, throwback to 2004, Olympic Torch Concert.
it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house
It is absolutely fucking INSANE that the sitting president of the United States is currently sending his former personal lawyer to interview Ghislaine Maxwell in prison to offer her a deal for immunity to cooperate with the government and falsely claim that he is innocent.
Someone call Stan Smith, it looks like Roger got outta the attic
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: A woman in Compton South Central California caught this disturbing creature on her doorbell cam around 1AM that appears to be what matches the description of an ‘Authentic Alien.’
i understand why vampires go to new orleans and decide to stay there forever
If anyone’s wondering how my day is going, I’m having a mental breakdown because my lip filler migrated so not only was it a waste of $400, I have to spend at least $400 just to dissolve it to fix it let alone what I’d have to pay to refill them if i wanted 😭😭😭 🔫
Sometimes I really wish I didn’t have a backpiece so I had space for a badass tramp stamp
50k likes and I’ll get it