CrispyJrIII
@CrispyJrIII
Dubbed "The Quirky Luminary" by a judgmental AI, Christopher Smith, 21, LDS, author/artist. On a quest to redeem my people for Twilight’s terrible werewolves
I’m writing a thing! Feel free to check it out if it sounds interesting. Synopsis: A dude from another world and a magic spider have to use the power of magical science to escape a deserted island. royalroad.com/fiction/109815…
One time I visited some girls’ dorm for an FHE game night. One of the walls was covered with pictures of the likes of Robert Pattinson, Chris Pine, and Nick Wilde.
Twitter Lex Luthor complaining about his incarceration and insulting superman’s handsomeness is more entertaining to me than the movie was.
I… I have an idea. I’ve figured out a way to make chapter three interesting. I can write again🥹
Hey @grok: Who was the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
I’m gonna have to take a break from Clair Obscur. My hands are sore from parrying. How was this not a problem in Elden Ring?
I think maybe I should read some more slice of life or something. I'm absolutely stuck on the chapter where I need to write a normal day. I need to establish what normal is like while introducing my MC's best friend in a compelling way and forshadowing some information about the…
Christians across denominations have a bad habit of mistaking doing hypothetically good things with loving other people. “What’s more loving than warning people of their impending damnation?” Plenty of things. You might take the time to develop the basic empathy required to…
On the one hand, very pretty On the other hand, many, many wasps



The post: “I can’t believe itch conformed to the prudes. Truly a sad day for America” The comments: “Tyranny! Bigotry! They’re suppressing free expression!” Me:
So I have two characters who are pretty much identical. One is a chaotic neutral with no regard for others who likes applying his great cosmic powers to pull off hilarious pranks. The other is a chaotic evil who will probably tear your skin off and choke you with it. Both have a…
Sounds good. Your OC is wandering the forest and stumbles on these guys. How do they react?
It should be illegal to make green batteries that aren’t rechargeable
“Would it still be worth it? Would you do it all again if none of it made a difference? What do we do if this doesn’t work? What will we have left if it does…”
I watched Batman VS Superman last night to see if it was as bad as everyone remembered. I honestly don’t get it. Man of Steel was kind of a grim portrayal of Superman, but it was a solid, coherent film. Wonder Woman was pretty much good all around. Why the heck did they make…
I kinda wanna try this too. Wish away
I'd like some writing practice so: Engagement bait time. Make a wish, and I'll tell you how it goes horribly wrong. See if you can get specific enough to get what you truly want
Every now and again I scroll through my gallery, notice the things that don’t suck, and wonder how in the world they got there
I hate the sketching phase, and I think it stems from my refusal to expand my mental catalog by drawing from reference.
How do you write a character who’s insufferably self conscious without making the book insufferable?
They should add a parry mechanic to board games. Monopoly should have a party mechanic. Catan should have a party mechanic. Life, Ticket to Ride, and Sorry should all have skill based party mechanics. I should be able to decimate every game I play with the power of fine motor…