Shem🦋

From time to time🖤

To my soulmate, Tell me when you’re ready , because I want to come home.

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I need a rub dowwwwwwwn. Head ta toe!

It’s me driving all the way to Oakland Park to get some damn coconuts!

telling my grandchildren this was chatgpt

When ya’ll cook your shrimp pasta dishes why ya’ll don’t take the panties off the shrimp?

As long as Stone Cold Steve Austin is good….I’m good.

Aww! Happy Anniversary to Tamia and Grant Hill. Today they are celebrating 26 years of marriage. ❤️ (📸: @gettyimages) ✍🏾: #TSRStaffJW

They could’ve at least let him take off the costume. Them kids in the back traumatized! 😩😩😩😩

We haven’t spoken in over 3 months so ahoy matey it is!

I have an iPad and a MacBook yet I do EVERYTHING on my iPhone. 🤦🏾‍♀️

TMZ please relax!!!

I’ve seen about 5 “we throwing something on the grill tweets” 😏

Rest in piss is a crazy way to pay condolences.

I wish my head was small enough for me to cut my hair and rock a low boy 😔

the way you love yourself shows in the choices you make

People who constantly have to be the main character get on my nerves. Like relax Ms. Spotlight!

Anyway……

Men go above and beyond for the women they want, and I'm just going to leave it at that.

This was the phone I bought when my mom agreed for me to have my own line in the house. The 3 way calls that were had on this phone!😌😌😌