Crap Taxidermy
@CrapTaxidermy
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When you get to the school gates on Monday morning and headmaster and teacher are waiting to talk to you about little Jimmy....
When you have already given your all.....and it's only Thursday morning....
Arriving at work on a Monday, after telling everyone on Friday it was going to be a quiet weekend....
When it's Sunday morning and you're being forced to meet new people... That being said, go meet Geoff in his new home @CultAntiques in #Romsey. They may also sell some other crap taxidermy....Coffee is great too 😏 instagram.com/cultantiques?i…
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When you make it to Friday and you haven't hit anybody at work with a chair!
Me: This is a hard escape room. Boss: You're at work....
Yes Dave, it's 730am, yes, I'm drinking, and yes, it's a tiara...any more questions?
When you're on holiday and you realise that if you lost your job, you'd probably become an alcoholic...
It was at the point Kevin realised that he shouldn't have eaten his wife's last piece of nut roast....
When you're giving somebody advice but you end it with; "but its up to you really" just in case it ruins their life...
"Karen, I didn't ask for your life story, I asked for breakfast."
And now live from #Glastonbury (not live on the #bbc) on the Crap Taxidermy stage.....
When you're told to behave for just 1 day, as it's Mother's day. 5 minutes later...
