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BREAKING: Jim Cramer says market action anticipates a Harris win

BREAKING: Jim Cramer says he wants to "own" Bitcoin and Ethereum for his kids It’s over

Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps

literally everyone: “WE WANT THE EPSTEIN FILES” congress: best we can do is a 5 week paid vacation for ourselves

This might be safer than a T-Bill

ElevenLabs has raised $281M $2M pre-seed $19M series-a $80M series-b $180M series-c Here's their pre-seed pitch deck:

“So you didn’t buy the tariff dip but you’re buying here?”

ChatGPT, please code me a billion dollar trading strategy. Make no mistakes.

My Uber driver just had the Ethereum chart pulled up Do with this information as you wish

I think it’s absolutely disgusting anyone would go watch coldplay

Nasdaq and affairs at all time highs

When Jim goes bullish your largest holding

For Trump supporters/voters The Epstein situation has ____ your support for him.

PARC aka CRAP in reverse You cannot make this up

Jerome Powell watching everything at all time highs without cutting a single basis point

My best asset this year wasn’t Nvidia, bitcoin, or even real estate It was this freaking penguin

Marco Rubio finding out he’s the Fed Chair now too

Jerome Powell is actually good at his job

I feel very unwell being fully invested while Jim Cramer is mega-bullish