Samantha Carter
@CptCarterSG1
Captain Samantha Carter of SG1. Wife of @Jack2LOneill. Parody account of a real fictional character.
🫡 Reporting for duty! If you are following me, expect... 1. Nerdy science posts 2. SG team training reports 3. Telling @Jack2LOneill he's wrong 4. No cringey ovary comments
I kept hate watching Stargate: Universe for Dr. rush but noped out after the paralyzed body-swapping non-consensual sex episode 🤯
A show you kept watching just for one character?
Actual picture of me hyping myself up to convince @Jack2LOneill to get a bigger cow share
Stargate SG-1 Singularity 0782
Yep, one of the many reasons we homeschool now. In KINDERGARTEN the teacher had a big behavior chart at the front of class. Kids would get moved over to the other side of the board for behavior infractions, which included being late or forgetting a signed paper. It was diabolical
Punishing a child for being late to school is actually evil. You think 8 year old Emma is responsible for her mom having to drop her younger kids at daycare first? You think 13 year old Anthony intentionally has no one to drive him & intentionally lives where busses don’t go?
Having a lazy summer morning and my most stressful question of the day is do I make the biscuits for brunch with lard or butter
Thank you @Jack2LOneill for saving me from the boomer fantasy of women having it all
This is so sad.
Yes, Pedro here is awful. But it consistently surprises and saddens me how few women have a fight response. If this happened to me I'd have smacked him seven ways to Sunday and finished him with a zat.
Pedro Pascal “feeling anxious” around Willem Dafoe’s wife you used to be able to just kill someone over this kind of thing
Thanks @DrDJackson for the parenting advice
Stargate SG-1 Enigma 1056
With Stargate memes @Jack2LOneill
how tf do people flirt
It all started with a dip and a kiss @Jack2LOneill
Stargate Trivia: Window of Opportunity We had no idea this episode would become so beloved by fandom and yet, looking back, it’s easy to see why it has. It’s one of those "fun" episodes with a fairly straightforward premise that allows our characters to shine in ways…
Signed back into Twitter after a couple weeks off dealing with family stuff and this was definitely not on my bingo card 🤢
@Jack2LOneill @CptCarterSG1
Don't forget @Jack2LOneill
Just a gentle reminder that it'll be Ship Day soon… 💙 #samjack #stargate
Wing tips are my fav part of a roast chicken. They're a great source of calcium and collagen! I pull them off so fast out of the oven that for the first few years of marriage @Jack2LOneill thought they somehow disappeared in the oven during the cooking process 😂
Fellow seed-oil free seekers! I'm not sure how they've gone under the radar but @LidlUS has seed-oil free popcorn chicken and chicken tenders! It's been a huge life-saver lately with our crew of four kiddos 6 and under
100% cutting seed oils and ultra-processed foods healed @Jack2LOneill of lactose intolerance
lactose intolerance is a scam you can heal your gut and find a form of dairy that works for you i could never digest dairy until i healed and started trying raw goat cheese and goat milk... goat milk has a form of casein, a2, that is easier for many people to digest...and raw…
As a scientist, my nemesis is Replicators. As a parent, it's Legos. Such a sensory nightmare