Courageous Opinionist

I’m cackling TNA is the most cucked company of all time!

Wow @ggreenwald blocked me before I could send him feet pics! Don’t know how I’m going to make money this summer now!

Congratulations to Arsenal for one of the all time worst efforts in a Champions League semi final! If only there were a Third Place game!

My congrats to all the Gooners on almost clinching your third straight Second Place finish! Huge accomplishment!

Anyone who calls themselves a "nasty Canadian" should get a MAID fastpass.

It’s so tragic Stan Rogers died at 33. Think of all the Liberal candidates he could have endorsed!

I wish John Candy were alive so he could tell me who to vote for in the election!

Mike Myers hasn’t lived in Canada for almost his entire life. He has American and British citizenship. Mark Carney has British and Irish citizenship and hasn’t lived in Canada for years. Sorry if you fall for this Canadian act you’re a dumb fucking loser!

It’s gonna be so lame when I’m in Canadian Siberia for saying that Mark Carney’s wife looks like Mark in drag

Thank you for the music @JustinTrudeau the songs I’m singing! Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing! But no thanks for the shit job you’ve done as Prime Minister!

I don’t get why Ontario doesn’t keep the US liquor already purchased on the shelves and make the prices higher. Maybe use the proceeds to fund the province. The govt would rather dump already purchased shit to virtue signal.

I hope the naive self-hating Israeli who won the Oscar last night can see how all the rabid antisemites are still condemning him even after he said he wished for Israel not to exist. They want to kill all Jews, him included!

“It’s Del Duca time” Steven Del Duca softly whispers to himself.

I have to say usually Canadian debates are boring but Mark Carney ripping off his shirt and doing a Roman salute makes this one of the more interesting ones.

Tried watching the debate but CBC doesn't allow comments on their stream. How am I supposed to let other debate watchers know how horny I am for all the candidates?!?!

Pretty funny to see all the Liberals pivot on a dime and explain it’s not important for the PM to be bilingual.

I love living in West Ukraine. Every day I ask myself what more we can do for the Azov SS Neo-Nazi Battalion to succeed.

If the Libs and NDP actually want to beat Doug Ford why not just reach an agreement now for a unity ticket and have people drop out in each party strategically. Seems like they would rather not do that and lose and complain.

This All Star Game and format stinks! Is the goal of NBA bigwigs to make fans hate the product! This is why I hardly watch anymore! And fuck Vince Carter!

Normal person: That Kendrick Lamar halftime show was pretty boring and shitty. Shitlib: Kendrick's poetic rhymes were a powerful rebuke to President Drumpf. He will never have cool American culture! I'm cool you see!