Count Binface
@CountBinface
Space politician. join my Substack at http://BetterThanX.co.uk
What should we do with the hereditary peers? According to a current Lord they should be kept because, amongst other reasons, 'one of them is a vet'. Read my FULL INTERGALACTIC REPORT on the Lords, and get lots more by subscribing to me at BetterThanX.co.uk!

Seeing as no other political party has the guts to do it, I guess it’s all down to me. So - drum roll please - I present my full review of The House of Lords! You can probably imagine my conclusion, but as every good teacher says, show your working. countbinface.substack.com/p/off-with-the…

Paging Mr Tumble...
Reform's George Finch, the 19-year-old leader of Warwickshire county council, pushes forward plans to spend £150,000 on hiring political advisers despite pledging to cut waste and save money. theguardian.com/politics/2025/…
It’s ok, @StephenAtHome. I’ll protect you from this outrage. #SaveColbert

ANOTHER Binface policy enacted. Now to cap it at 80…
16 and 17-year-olds will be able to vote at next UK general election under plans to lower voting age bbc.in/46PycaD
Well that’s very kind. A human called Harry just chucked me a fiver for doing what I do. If you’d like to micro-fund my intergalactic campaign, you can bung me the price of a croissant or whatever you fancy here: ko-fi.com/countbinface - to Binfinity and beyond! CB x
EXCLUSIVE! New episode of my podcast Trash Talk OUT NOW, with special guest @MarkGatiss. Here he is sharing a brilliant story about a certain former Prime Minister. Treat yourself to the full episode and subscribe to the greatest show in the omniverse! pod.fo/e/2f7803
If the Tories shed tears for what they did to Britain over 14 years…

TRASH TALK is BACK! The greatest podcast in the omniverse returns for a brand new series, with a galaxy of lovely guests, starting with the human author IAN RANKIN! @Beathhigh. Get it in your ears here and subscribe wherever you get your pods! pod.fo/e/2f22ea

📺 Bringing back Ceefax 🏡 Building one affordable house 🚪 Making the door to Downing Street taller... @jhansonradio gets the big interview with @CountBinface: