The Cork Coypu
@CorkCoypu
Corks top Coypu based Twitter Lyricist (Parody)
hey @grok who is the most famous person to have liked one of my posts? just the name will do.
I wish there was a course that taught people to actually piss directly into the toilet bowl instead of the bathroom floor. I'd definitely enroll my 2 sons and my wife
Anyone who doesn't keep chocolate in the fridge is a disturbed individual and probably needs their hard drive forensically checked
Due to the recent explosion in my popularity I won't be accepting any more followers until the end of the summer. My apologies ❤️
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
Remember kids, if you do drugs you could drop dead at the tender age of 76
Breaking News: Firefighters battle blaze at The Black Forge Inn. In completely unrelated news: Scientists discover that cocaine & sexual predatory tendencies are highly flammable when mixed together
For some reason the first thing I do when I visit my mams house is look in the fridge. Anyone else do this?
23 year old 'Life Coaches' on Instagram can f*ck right off I have underwear older than them
While it's sad when anyone dies, 76 is ripe old age for anyone who lived the life that #ozzyosbourne did #RIPOzzy
My younger boy once piddled in a display toilet when he was about 4. We were about to go up and apologise to the staff, but we chickened out and just left
There's a story behind every sign.
My friend who's from Glasgow and a Simpsons fanatic sent this to me earlier
Here we go 🔴⚪ @OrlaghInCork @maggiemoo83 @thedonscork @handsomepostie @newhandlehun @veronm78 @Amerieod @CorkCoypu @johncreedon
I was in town yesterday with my younger boy and he pointed out a sign in a Barbers window offering a Father and Son deal. I replied "That's nice, but my Dad died years ago"
Ok, here's the thing. I'm going out to watch the Final on Sunday. However, I know SFA about #GAA. Can you give me some generic terms I can throw around so that my peers still think that I'm one of the lads?
Facebook: Oh you like boxing videos do you? Let me show you every boxing video that ever existed while we try to flog you shit from Temu
I rarely block people I disagree with cos sometimes I enjoy a good debate. Why on earth would I only surround myself with people who agree with me?